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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 79 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"are there any questions?"

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 3 months ago

"Scooby sends his regards, Mindy."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They even made a sitcom about it, called How I Melted Your Mother.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Is that grilled cheese?"

"No, that's uncle Yamada."

canned laughter

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

uncle Yamada.

That's actually his middle name.

His full name was Watts Yamada Wichoo.

He was from all over the place and that's also where he ended up. Because of the thing.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

The follow up to the much appreciated Heil Honey

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did i just read customer feedback? That is some dark capitalism right there, yikes. Demand and supply were not exactly balanced. Oof.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Look, it's just a silly joke. There's nothing about capitalism, or supply and demand.

"Hey, we used a nuclear bomb on you. How was it for you?" It's not that deep.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Japan has been in the thick of quantum physics research since very near the beginning. Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Look up the name "Yoshio Nishina".

Great, now he's ceased to exist.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Did you just decohere Yoshio Nishina?!!
Go to your room, before you collapse any more wave functions.
And no Green Tea Kit Kats for you tonight.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

JRO: I was just being silly teehee >///<