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Now all we need is a DHD, a MALP, and a power source, and we're in business.
And a Sgt Harriman for good measure.
Good, now get me off this planet.
Bury that shit, have you learned nothin? There isn't even a console, meaning people can can dial in and we can't dial out.
It's ok, it's in Ohio. They can barely read English, let alone Ancient.
Edit: You downvoters don't understand. I'm in Indiana so I'm allowed to say that. I don't make the rules, I just obey them.
Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.
I’d be pissed if I understood what you were saying
As someone also in Indiana, I'm surprised there's not a line of people just waiting on someone to dial in so they can just sprint through to wherever to get out of Ohio.
...not that Indiana is much better.
Oh Indiana is awful and no one should come here.
But I'm still allowed to shit on Ohio due to my being a Hoosier.
Indiana: At least we're not Ohio!
Can we just get a pair of signs at the border? “Welcome to Indiana/Ohio! At least we’re not Ohio/Indiana”
And while we’re at it let’s get Defiance Ohio a sign clarifying that they aren’t the punk band of the same name.
I'm debating on which sign would get vandalized first, lol
You want Goa'uld? This is how you get Goa'uld.
Prove to me we already don't. Have you seen the news!
Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.
Maybe it's just misaligned.
It can be rotated, no? Doesn't seem to be in a working state right now.
Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD
You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.
How many AA batteries do we need?
At least 4.
And your own Walter, he kept all those SG teams alive
Nobody I'd trust more to open the Iris!
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Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:
That’s cool, any details or link to share?
It's classified.
It's been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.
The worst stargate.
Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa'uld aren't interested.
Ugh don't you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.
Truly a 90s moment.
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A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.
Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio....
JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….
Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??
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Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.
Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.
Oh Jesus.
Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I'm done with this stupid planet.
TO Ohio? No, that can't be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it's destination?
They're after the cats.
See, he was right all along.
/s (just in case)
OOOOH! It all makes sense now!
They weren't talking about people from Haiti, they were talking about people from 8E. Planet 8E in their catalog of habitable worlds accessible by stargate.
Because those fuckers do eat dogs.
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But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
Its location doesn't look instantaneously like a place in or even around Vancouver, BC.
Well first you'd have to check to see if it's a super capacitor...
But are we sure that's a Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device that allows for near-instantaneous teleportation across both interstellar and extragalactic distances?
No.
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