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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 94 points 1 month ago

This lib thinks we have a reliable train infrastructure.

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 73 points 1 month ago

they're gonna do concentration camp logistics with ubers and full self driving teslas, aren't they doomjak

[-] someone@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago

Fascism tends to adopt local characteristics in implementation. I don't think that Openly Fascist America is going to be Germany 2.0. I think it's going to be Wild West 2.0. Sundown towns where local corrupt-sheriff types run things locally, and where the "wrong kind" finds themselves simply disappearing.

[-] Dimmer06@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

That's what it already is except they just execute you in the street and then get a paid vacation.

[-] Des@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

it will be what we have now but amped up by x100 with a side of IOF tactics and creating a hundred little Gazas. especially when israel finally collapses and we get the big influx

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck Zionist whenwes are gonna be insufferable.

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Franchised fascism instead of corporate-owned fascism.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

"Locally owned and operated" signs at the entrance to McConcentration Camps.

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[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

camps? they'll just have the teslas self drive into the ocean

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 80 points 1 month ago

Do these people have any idea at all that ICE exists when there's a democrat in office?

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

It’s like a tyrannosaurus and movement based sight.. if the ICE agency stops moving democrats go blind or something.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

Right? "Who built the cages" should have caused some kind of self reflection but it did not.

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago

Or just regular cops doing "wellness" checks.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Right? Oh, Donnie's going to do death squads? Man, it must suck having the violence their beloved democratic candidates have unleashed on the world turned back on them.

There's something like the Wisdom of Solomon in this. They believe so much in civil rights and goodness and blah blah blah but when it's their hide on the line they'll murder the whole world rather than face what the regime they love so much has done to others.

I keep thinking of fucking 1984 where Winston or Wilson or whatever the fucking is in the torture pit screaming "DO IT TO JULIA!"

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[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

Damn that's crazy. If you really believe that why are you telling people to vote instead of telling them where to buy firearms and body armor and teaching urban guerilla military tactics?

If I genuinely believed that was about to happen it's what I would be doing tbh! shrug-outta-hecks

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

Because guns are for Trump supporters? A real believer in democracy would know that using firearms puts you in the same side as Mao, Castro, and Stalin.

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

Exactly, people like this are just gonna be smugly staring at everyone getting oppressed and be like

[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

i-voted socialism through electoralism

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"yes, I'm voting Kamala this election. When she loses and the trump admin starts arresting my non-white neighbors and forcing them into trains, I'm gonna shake my head smugly--especially at the Arab ones. That way they'll know they should've voted harder "

If that's what's at stake, better have a better plan than voting jb-shining

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

yes, I'm voting Kamala this election. When she wins and her admin starts arresting my non-white neighbors and forcing them into trains, I'm going to feel joyful seeing a brat girlboss breaking the glass ceiling

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[-] rubpoll@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Liberals almost seem to get off threatening me with death camps if I don't cheer for their specific warmongers.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 month ago

Telling on himself- voting is the only form of political action he will ever take. When they come for his neighbors he will just watch them go and won't try to do anything, other than vote harder next time.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

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The only form of political action he will ever take [yet he will] vote harder next time.

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[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

i feel like i could write a satirical article about "top 10 most important most important elections of our lifetime" and basically just list every previous election in order and that'd be a solid Onion bit

how do I get paid, though

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

That's literally liberals are doing now. Supporting genocide and barely even mustering a perofrmative frown.

They fucking have to believe they're averting worse, it's the only self justification they have

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

We're burgerlanders, what's a train?

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

they're those big fuckin' things that block the road for like, what feels like forever, and sometimes they like to troll by stopping and going back and forth for a bit. idk whose genius fuckin idea THOSE were

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

As if libs have done anything in the past 8+ years apart from have a pretty big frown on their faces

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Biden had a more agressive deportation policy than Trump, but I assume that wasn't by train. The only thing Biden did with trains was to break a trainworkers strike. vote

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[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Biden/Harris: No more legal asylum! we'll deport them all! Genocide forever!

Trump: No they won't, I will, and I'll do it better! Genocide forever!

Libs: Grow up and vote for the gooder evil.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

the only one that is more important will be the next one, followed by the next one, followed by the next one.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I get real "kid repeating something their parent said" vibes from libs. Got the tone down pat but they don't know wtf they're saying.

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[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

If it came to that, and some thumb-cop rounding up minorities got domed, this type of guy would be the first to cry out against the use of violence

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

This is the election police, come out now we have you surrounded, come vote in the most important election of your lifetime - AGAIN.

I HATE ELECTIONS! I HATE ELECTIONS! I HATE ELECTIONS! I HATE ELECTIONS!

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The War On Drugs, border towns, ICE, and witch hunts against Muslims and Chinese already exist in the present

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Libs when Trump puts people on trains: "Wow, he's loading the train like that? He's a fucking stupid moron disabled person who's gay. Hitler wood look on in shame about how Trump is handling this genocide."

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[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

He knows the pretty big frown from his mirror when someone mentions Gaza.

[-] Crikeste@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

Or the American prison system being the modern extension of slavery.

But go ahead, elect a cop.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

That is also what happens when people only show up for Presidential elections. It's important to participate in ALL elections, even primaries... maybe especially primaries. You might get a candidate who is closer to your ideal.

But when you don't show up when decisions are actually made...

Hi yes remind me again when it was that we came together and democratically selected Kamala Harris as the nominee?

I just can't with these people. None so blind as those who will not see

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[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

everything will be fine as long as the democrats win every election for the rest of time

Death to America

[-] daniyeg@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

genocide for thee but not for me

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

When is it NOT going to be the most important election?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

A funny future

The elections are a huge surprise. The dems do shockingly well. In her inauguration speech Kamala says they're gonna to put Roe into law. But - somehow - they can't manage it in her first two years. The dems say the 2026 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they're gonna pass a Roe law if they keep control of congress. In another shocker - they keep congress. They finally pass a Roe law. But then in a 100% non-surprise - the GOP justices say "Nah, unconstitional." The dems are shocked - shocked(!) - by this 100% predictable situation.

The dems say the 2028 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they're gonna ~~pack~~ sorry, expand the court and then pass a Roe law if they keep control of congress and Kamala wins again. In yet another shocker - the dems do shockingly well. In her second inauguration speech Kamala says they're gonna pack the court and then put Roe into law. But as time passes more and dem senators say they are uncomfortable with packing the court and they won't do it.

Meanwhile to punch them when they are down and pour salt in the wounds - Fetterman gleefully switches parties and says he's been Born Again, he's a proud republican, and he's pro-life. The dems say the 2030 election is most important election because - Trust them(!) - they're...

[-] bortsampson@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Bluesky is a fed psyop right? I mean you can't possibly tell me someone actually created a website where people talk about voting and how cool democrats are all day?

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bluesky is a psyop insofar as every Silicon Valley platform is a psyop, but the answer is more simple. Social media sites take off when there is an exodus from an existing platform. Voat was in position when Reddit finally started to crack down on GamerGate, so it filled up with Nazis. Bluesky was in position when Elon acquired Twitter, destroyed the "legitimacy" the verification system, and made it pay-to-win, so it filled up with VBNMW liberals and associated clout chasers.

[-] bortsampson@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Bluesky is a psyop insofar as every Silicon Valley platform is a psyop

i-cant Yah, there is truth to that.

so it filled up with VBNMW liberals and associated clout chasers.

This is the part that is just hilarious to me. The most annoying people on twitter all went in en masse to this one service where so many better alternatives existed. And then all the nazi's rushed in to replace them. These people behave more like bots than I would expect bots to.

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