laziestflagellant

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[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's still happening lol emulator enjoyers are playing Tomodachi Life early right now

was shaun skullman from youtube always in the original painting

Ah yeah you're right, the better explanation is that adding attack commitment allows the Souls-like dodge rolling to function at all. In base game Skyrim enemies will swivel 180 degrees to track you during an attack, and your intended way of dodging them is fully backing away and then rushing back in again while you're playing the game in first person.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (18 children)

According to the Skyrim modding community, Souls-like combat means:

-You have a camera lock on function

-You have a dodge or roll button

-You have 'attack commitments' that hold the player and enemies in place during attacks to make the attacks feel more weighty

You have slightly more optional aspects like having weapons with somewhat varied movesets or the punishing difficulty but as far as changing Skyrim's combat into a Souls-like, those seem to be the defining traits

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Can't do real people because of the distracting uncanny valley

Can't do faux pixar because that's associated with tiktok slop

Can't do 2D animation because the AI smears the frames and it looks really bad.

Lego is the slop compromise (the slopromise, even)

 
[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Went to this person's tumblr trying to find the posts and I think they deleted them but it's still just wall to wall zionist posting in tumblr phrasing and The Amazing Digital Circus reblogs

Oh and that fake Chinese runaway dog story lol

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

I'd say this person definitely did not read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream otherwise they'd have remembered what AM did to Benny and Ellen (cw for what's basically conversion therapy lobotomies)

but on the other hand yeah AM would literally just say whatever to get the biggest reaction out of people

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

are they revving up another w bush special or something lol

Everyone posting about their good rpcs3 experiences and meanwhile I was blocked from getting more than 20 minutes into mgs4 by unavoidable crashes kitty-cri

I know this user is banned but I'm still losing it over the 'you wrote your comment with Ai' accusation

buddy is so out of depth that the concept of a commie dropping an essay of their own accord is an impossibility instead of the least surprising thing to happen when you're arguing online with a communist lmao

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

This feels like splitting hairs when 'gay' as a player facing defined pawn trait has been in the game since 2016, where people were already pointing out its implementation was mechanically problematic since it took up the same slot of an actual personality trait.

Having the system function so that women without the gay trait do not refuse romantic interactions from other women, while men without the gay trait do refuse romantic interactions from other male pawns is a deliberate design choice that was worth questioning at the time.

And to give the dev some credit, he has since moved sexuality to its own system where it doesn't take up a personality slot

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Back in the day the guy got a lot of shit for implementing sexuality in the NPCs by having it so all women are bisexual by default and some are gay and no men can be bisexual period

 

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You just can't. There's too many of them. And they keep making more of them! When will the suffering end?

ooooooooooooooh

They should stop making games for at least a year so I can catch up.

 

This is not a high effort bit, this 'youtuber' has already made a name for himself outsourcing his videos to other people writing scripts and running it through an AI model of his voice. He's almost certainly doing it as a proof of concept tech demo to sell the AI pipeline and consulting to other media agencies but yeesh

lol. lmao.

 

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Anti-piracy Nintendo paypigs have failed to consider how effective the wear and tear aspect of data rot is at eroding media preservation

 

look at its fuckin peets.

you just know it would go flap flap flap if it waddled across a linoleum floor

 

yim yum

 

todd NOOOOO

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

In my defense I picked up a cheap used VR headset and playing Skyrim in VR and holding all the sparkly spells in your hands is genuinely a pretty novel and magical experience

 

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What the fuck is the 'authentic experience' of a chicken nugget that seitan is incapable of replicating, anyways? Also the burger patties I ate in school as a cringe baby carnist were 60% TVP soy to begin with, so if anything I'm being even more honest with my frozen slabs now

 

Like me sadness

Please I just want to jam out a little to Undertale tracks what the hell is this

 

"Pro Tiananmen Square posts get removed off of Chinese social media? No shit. Imagine if the January 6th protestors had strung up and set a bunch of the National Guard on fire and you posted saying they didn't go far enough, most places on the web would remove your posts, except maybe Elon Musk's twitter."

Pros: Any libs wanting to engage would have to either read more about the events leading up to and during the Tiananmen Square protests or admit that January 6th was a nothing event

Cons: none

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