laziestflagellant

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[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Out: using words like unalive to avoid demonitization

In: opening your video with the most corpo unfriendly string of words to confirm that you're a human being

Fun brain hack: try to remember a conversation you had in your life where the person you were talking to said something YOU found embarrassing. Not a chud or a dipshit saying something bigoted, but a friend or coworker saying something you felt was awkward or embarrassing and made you think less of them.

Personally I can't do it, I don't remember anything like that. And it does make me feel better when I think about it.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

but it's generally considered that women age better than men

I am fairly curious where you got this impression because I have never seen this sentiment in my life. I can pull up multiple pithy sayings and charts from polling regarding the opposite offhand so I'm surprised to see it pop up.

(Edit: didn't mean to come in sounding so aggro, sorry)

James Cameron says he's fine investing in AI to replace all the VFX workers (that are the only reason anyone cares about his shitty blue alien films) but he draws the line at threatening the livelihoods of the Hollywood actor friends he actually cares about

and the stanky melting filigrees in the corners

I think they justify themselves with the trappings of meritocracy (read: social darwinism)

They're aware that the world is getting worse from increased automation and climate change, but its fine because the cream (very smart boys and girls of good breeding ;) ) will rise to the top and the unnecessary will be discarded and eventually they'll come out the other side (with their help and leadership!) as a better, much smaller, humanity

The full quote is even worse than the truncated one, amazing

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

actually Evil Windows only updates once a year and asks you five times if you really want it before it'll install

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think any game where the scripted loss story enemy is technically beatable but extremely difficult should at least have a special cutscene where the enemy goes 'oh shit lol' before the story finds a way to get back on track in the cutscene.

If it's a loss in the story but you still have to BEAT the battle segment (ie fucking Kai Leng) before the enemy gloats at you in the cutscene, and losing the battle segment gives you a game over instead, you should get fined. no appeal.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and the one who will operate the robot carwash station is me, and anyone else who thinks it would be fun to watch robots get hosed down as they move through the interior

Watch Gungrave, it starts with young adult protagonists and follows them over the next few decades as their ambitions and loyalties in a world of organized crime tears their lives and relationships apart.

There's also the weird sci fi elements but uhhh, it mostly makes sense in context.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah I also found this out when I was looking up the soundtrack (looking for checker knights of course) and innocently thought 'huh I wonder why Item Bounce is at the top of the search suggestions'

internet-delenda-est

 

cri

You just can't. There's too many of them. And they keep making more of them! When will the suffering end?

ooooooooooooooh

They should stop making games for at least a year so I can catch up.

 

This is not a high effort bit, this 'youtuber' has already made a name for himself outsourcing his videos to other people writing scripts and running it through an AI model of his voice. He's almost certainly doing it as a proof of concept tech demo to sell the AI pipeline and consulting to other media agencies but yeesh

lol. lmao.

 

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Anti-piracy Nintendo paypigs have failed to consider how effective the wear and tear aspect of data rot is at eroding media preservation

 

look at its fuckin peets.

you just know it would go flap flap flap if it waddled across a linoleum floor

 

yim yum

 

todd NOOOOO

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

In my defense I picked up a cheap used VR headset and playing Skyrim in VR and holding all the sparkly spells in your hands is genuinely a pretty novel and magical experience

 

Uploaded 15 years ago

 

What the fuck is the 'authentic experience' of a chicken nugget that seitan is incapable of replicating, anyways? Also the burger patties I ate in school as a cringe baby carnist were 60% TVP soy to begin with, so if anything I'm being even more honest with my frozen slabs now

 

Like me sadness

Please I just want to jam out a little to Undertale tracks what the hell is this

 

"Pro Tiananmen Square posts get removed off of Chinese social media? No shit. Imagine if the January 6th protestors had strung up and set a bunch of the National Guard on fire and you posted saying they didn't go far enough, most places on the web would remove your posts, except maybe Elon Musk's twitter."

Pros: Any libs wanting to engage would have to either read more about the events leading up to and during the Tiananmen Square protests or admit that January 6th was a nothing event

Cons: none

 

no but seriously though

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