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you're TSA, fuck you
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you're TSA, can't you just put the ICE goons on the no-fly list as soon as you learn their names and ruin their lives forever?
this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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You know they could just say ahhh never mind were getting rid of the security theatre agency and firing 90% of them and you can walk your loved ones to the gate again.
Nothing that cool and good will ever be allowed to happen. They're just adding an intermission to the security theatre. But inshallah you're right
TSA ain't so hot either, they harassed billions of people, make airports miserable, and literally caught 0 terrorists. The underwear bomber and shoe bomber both made it to their planes. Go find a real job or just volunteer at your local nonprofit
I can't believe this isn't satire.
"It takes six months to train a Transportation Security Officer" 
You see learning the ins and out of phrenology to determine who is or isn't middle eastern is very difficult, so many variables that a caliper can't account for 
Three months of that is learning to touch someone's balls with the back of your hand the right way
Hey, patting me down because my back pocket crumpled up and patting my buddy down because he did not know English too good is hard work.
The other three months of training is just understanding this chart 
Failing flight enshitification school because you accidentally keep cupping the balls and winking like an idiot
Its amazing we put something worse in airports then the fucking TSA
I flew out of Phoenix the other day and they had ICE at the checkpoint checking IDs and supervising the baggage scanners.
I didn't think beforehand what the correct response to them was, so I just avoided eye contact and did not speak to them.
They were unmasked, which was novel, and tried to be buddy-buddy with me, a white dude.
They were unmasked, which was novel, and tried to be buddy-buddy with me, a white dude.
The true white man's burden is having to deal with the shittiest hogs thinking you're one of them.
heartbreaking, worst people you know complain about scabs
Pot calls kettle black
Aside from everything else, it is such a worse disaster waiting to happen to have ICE there than even just nothing. Like, all of a sudden there are just a buncha people wandering through airports with rifles and (I assume) access to secure areas? It can't be that hard to get/make a ICE POLICE tag to put on a plate carrier. Is anyone really looking that close at this point? 
ICE is notoriously lax on the identification front too. This is gonna make it even easier for bad actors to impersonate an agent and get to the secure side lol.
At least you used to have to get a job with an airline or the TSA.
These chuds are going to do so much drug trafficking
finally, something useful.
Like, all of a sudden there are just a buncha people wandering through airports with rifles and (I assume) access to secure areas?
A bunch of people who are seemingly even more eager to murder non white people and "the libs" than the average American cop, if one can imagine such a thing.
are they revving up another w bush special or something lol
Commercial air hijackings are coming back.
jdpon don ending the tsa so the rebels can throw airplanes at them again.
is is a coincidence?? or maybe a psyop to lay groundwork for false flag or provoked action on behalf of Palestine?
She rocks so much.
that's the only way this makes any actual sense to me. why else would they publicly drop the pretense like this, it's not like they need this tiny bit of copper right now.
Its that hat I like
Can anyone explain to me how this isn't a spiderman pointing at spiderman situation?
Obviously ICE is waaay worse but I can't see the TSA as much different, just another post 9/11 agency that's only ever served the ruling class
TSA works on behalf of the department of homeland security, but they are not law enforcement officers. They have the same legal authority as mall cops (so technically not cops).
Because they have cop union, thus democracy now wing is sympathetic
They finally made a jobs program for Nazi NEETs
NEETzis