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devout republican
american civil religion lmoa
I like supporters who didn't get shot 
He can't vote for me or donate now so fuck him.
"devout Republican" is so funny.
I don't get involved in politics but will not take a phone call from the president because they're from the other party is also so funny.
I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief is just communicating a series of loosely connected and incoherent thoughts 
I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief
Her husband had a twitter profile where he told the Palestinians to "get over it," among other horrible right-wing things. So don't feel too bad.
Would you take a call from Brandon while you're sad? If I'm otherwise fine, I'll take a second to start slinging insults and telling him about how happy I would be if he died of natural causes. If I'm already sad I'd just want him to fuck off. I'd spit a little fire at the reporter who asks me follow up questions, but she had the wherewithal to say something cordial, so respect.
“trump has that honest ‘i don’t give a shit about you’ that really resonated with my husband, not this ‘pretend to give a shit for positive media attention’ biden keeps doling out”
I know you've typed this out as a joke but writing it this way actually helps me conceptualize why someone would find Trump appealing.
I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump...
To reactionaries things are only ever political when they don't like them.
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I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that's who I'm voting for.
donald trump has long believed that everyone who has ever died was a sucker and a rube and that he alone is built different. the luckiest, most narrowly avoided assassination attempt in recent memory will only cement this in his mind
Quantum immortality is real, but we all somehow ended up in the chain of universes where Trump survives.
using the word devout as if it's a religion is just 
Death to America
If one of my family members died I can’t imagine giving a shit about a call from the president even if I was liberal.
Perfect opportunity to criticize their policy decisions to their face.
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She'll get over it.
I uh I uh want to be the uh consoler-in-chief, fat 
Vote for me you stupid pig and don't call me!
She'll be at his first State of the Union speech and everyone will stand and applaud while chanting USA
Oh, god that's true. And I'm certain Trump's guys will be 100% control of the stream. She starts crying during the U-S-A chants and they zoom in. That night they stick her crying "TEARS OF FREEDOM" face on t-shirts, mugs and such. They don't give her a penny. And she thanks them for it.
Please step away from the lathe
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fucking christ these people are peak bootlickers.
"Daddy Trump said fuck my feelings and I'm inclined to agree because a Christian ethno-state is all i want."
He was a simple man, a man of the earth. A Christian, and a devoted Republican. A father, a husband, and a dedicated Trump supporter.
In other words, a fucking dumbass
The american brain is made of cheese and gunpowder. It cannot hold a coherent thought
We also would have accepted "high-fructose corn syrup and lead"
Not my presinald.
critical support to matthew for murking your genocidal husband
Homie had a whole wife and I'm struggling on the apps.
Have you tried dating idiots ?
Just in case I get murked like a dog and they start looking through my posts: no comment
Stay strong and stick to your values comrade. It took a long time....but eventually a raging feminist with a heart powered by pure concentrated misandry who despised the fact that she couldn't choose to stop being attracted to men matched with me if only to dunk on a mediocre white man. We're now 3 years into a relationship living together and travelling the world in our spare time and I've never been happier.
Getchu a man that looks at you like Corey used to look at Trump.
These people always seem to find each other, it's incredible
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