...this non-binary shit takes LGBTQ+ too far. I was fine with gay people, bisexual people, and even trans people who don't look too freakish, but I can't accept people who fall too far beyond the status quo! They’re just not normal enough, and I must say: what's more leftist than supporting mandatory conformity to heavily reinforced traditionalist norms?"
Too real
Writing that felt like I was coming straight outta Reddit
I will not attend the Joe Biden lookalike contest at femboy Hooters
-once they are done coming, I am less leftist.
you have to give credit to Thatcher for sticking to her principles, and forging a path for future women in politics
Gawd damn i think ive heard this irl urp
Labour Party moment.
I condemn Hamas and will for Joe Biden.
…I don’t think owls should be allowed to vote in the upcoming McDonald’s chicken selects vs McRib contest.
Yo are they actually bringing the chicken selects back? First time I’m hearing about it so please let me down easy if not.
No, unfortunately too many owls voted for the McRib. (But on a serious note, this is all a bit, sorry.)
That wasn’t easy enough
this is the most important election of our lifetime
...I'm the biggest Hillary supporter. It's her turn.
but
but but but butts
Joe Biden needs to calm down on catering to the socialists and tankies, they're hurting his reelection chances!
IT'S HER TURN!!
...I'm also as rightist as they come, making me the perfect Centrist
-unfortunately they do not come very leftist. Now, let me tell you some things about Romani people.
...landlords provide an important service.
im as leftist as they come but we really do need to reach across the aisle more often
I'm as leftist as they come, but we need to reach-around the aisle
But somebody shit in my pants so I'm voting for 99% Hitler now.
"-what's a little genocide between friends?"
...I like mayonnaise
I'm as leftist as they come, butt.
I'm right handed.
But her emails
-nothing! Get out from under my tank!
Whatever happened to gary cooper
-but they are all celibate
... I just can't stand having to breathe weed smoke all day. Puffing on fat doinks in public is worse than cigarettes.
...I think Stalin made a few mistakes.
(I could fix him)
--I'm leftofthat. 😊
… not really.
....honeydew melon is underrated
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank