Never the three shall meet

Coward

But we already tried shaming them and threatening them with another Trump presidency, what more could we possibly do?

As the owner suntanned

His truck sank in the sand

That's hard to do when the dirty commies freed all of your serfs

Every one of them believes they will be part of the party elite planning committees in the glorious new society. In reality they will all be the garbage collectors and bread line clerks.

The fact that this is coming from a conservative without any hint of irony or self reflection is just goddamn perfect.

Edit: Just to clarify, I am in no way trying to disparage garbage collectors or bread line clerks, I have nothing but respect for our comrades out there doing the necessary works. I'm just trying to highlight the absurdity of this person being a conservative, someone who thinks they'll be welcomed as part of the ruling master race, when in reality they would most likely be down in the completely unregulated and OSHA-free mine shafts as a slave to the ruling class with the rest of us.

There was a onion thread about Trump and Biden making pancakes and someone actually thought this phrase and proceeded to inflict it upon the world

I never want to hear a lib talking about the Trump cult again like they aren't in the same exact cult themselves

I commented this on another thread earlier this week but it is even more relevant now so I'm just going to leave it here again:

"But the plans were on display…”

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"

-Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

This is what happens when literally the only thing you know about John Brown was he was against slavery