If John Brown is remembered for one thing it would definitely be his nuanced both sides view of oppression

This guy couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a punt gun

Holy shit John Brown himself was so fucking sick of hearing this exact argument made about slavery he killed slavers with a giant sword.

“Kill all slaveowners but also nuance is important” -Settler John Brown

If you're a John Brown stan, you can't complain about Hamas being religious extremists. After all, John Brown was a religious extremist.

John Brown would have shot this man.

I’m taking the middle ground! I just want peace!

repeats pro Israel taking points non stop

Palestinian ethnonationalist

THEY WANT TO RETURN TO THEIR HOMES AND NOT BE BLOWN UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

all my valor, stolen

DUDE what is UP with the bad john brown account takes lately??

"There are good slavemasters and bad slaves so I agree with both sides. How about we try a humanitarian pause where all the slaves are freed 4 hours a day?" - John Brown

a radical liberal with...an interest in economics

"I, John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with ~~blood.~~ careful manipulation of interest rates" -- Modern John Brown apparently

(damn, that hurt to type...)

Slavery is none other than the most barbarous, unprovoked and unjustifiable war of one portion of its citizens against another portion, the only conditions of which are perpetual imprisonment and hopeless servitude, or absolute extermination. I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land can never be purged away but with blood.

Wait, I’m losing my twitter stan, let me start over.

I, John Brown, remain baffled that anyone who isn’t a slaver or a slave can look at this conflict and feel so strongly that one side’s cause is so just and the other’s so wicked that it demands everyone take the same, extremely strong position.

this is like an invocation

i hope john brown's ghost reaches through a mirror to choke this person out for such libshit

maybe they're just really into john brown's whole aesthetic but not really his politics?

It's a totally symmetrical conflict.

You lefties moan about Israel controlling Palestine's water supply, but Palestine also surely controls Israel's water supply.

Sure Israel just invaded Gaza and told people to flee north Gaza, but Palestine actually also told Israelis to flee north Israel.

and so on.

If this motherfucker doesnt get John Brown's name out of his fucking mouth...

doesn't understand the first thing about John Brown, he's like the first person I'd think of when prompted with "felt strongly his cause was just"

Is this a bit?

Centrist John Brown?

I remain baffled that anyone who isn’t a white supremacist or a black supremacist can look at this conflict and feel so strongly that one side’s cause is so just and the other side’s so wicked that it demands everyone take the same, extremely strong position. Anyone who would take an extreme stance like “gather a militia of men and go on a righteous but perhaps doomed struggle for freedom and equality” against one side is crazy!

How you know that's a deeply-entrenched, tick-buried settler running that account

"Hamas wants to kill all the jews because a Zionist told me so. I am very smart and rational."

The real John Brown would shove this guy's phone up his ass and then shoot him.

Libs will do this shit with any historical figure who's contempraries are too dead to rebuke them for it, start a Juba stan account instead coward