this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 77 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We haven't had a good jesse-wtf post in a while

Maybe BMF will come around again with another patented black-mold-futures banger

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're on Reddit, /u/OpenCommune.

Their posts on the TAFS sub are amazing.

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

The Adam Friedland Show, probably

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Greek-Free Yogurt Town

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

We have a BMF emoji but the admins won't even unban BMF themself, the cowards.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

I refuse to endorse the burgerland junta

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

A lot of hexbear lingo has entered my irl speech but I got into chapo cause of Matt Christman being a literally me in verbose ranting so explaining what the fuck I just said isn't new to me. I specifically recall it was a youtube upload of them at some college talking about starship trooper

[–] Melina@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I remember getting into an argument with a guy and calling him a lib (politics wasn’t even part of the argument) and even now I feel ashamed for doing that. He was a lib yeah but I’m so poisoned by this website I use it as a go to insult lol

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This website is so cordoned off in my brain that i am having a mental breakdown from being so normal. I hate it.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Username checks out.

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

This is why "we're on a small leftist forum, of course we wouldn't say this stuff to ordinary people in real life" has always rang hollow to me. Spend all day posting and reading posts and it's going to bleed over into other things you say to varying degrees.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Thats the one

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Never forget to be normal folks

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

I work in finance and make 6 figures

sicko-wistful

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago
[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

lol, excellent posting stalin-approval

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago

Good to have a bit of a reality check once in a while

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Ok wrap it up I think we're done here.

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Here's your gold, kind comrade: gold-communist

[–] Lerios@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

i was so confused about why i could completely understand the "this dialogue is purposefully nonsensical" meme before i Realised what you were doing angery

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

This is beautiful

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are the tanko-liberals? Only thing I didn't get

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Kinda made up that one. Saw someone reference r/neoliberal users as liberal tankies but it ended up somehow being a blahaj.zone in my post. Dunno

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Listen jack, the only way the democrats win in November is if Joe Biden dies before then.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Where’s the lie

[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Give this man the friggin' Hexbear gold medal

[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I refuse to endorse the butlerian jihad

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Sorry you support robot genocide fleSSh kkkreature

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago
[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm glad to see "bluefash" catching on.

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

I was inspired heart-sickle

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

But do you condemn hamas

[–] D61@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago
[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where is the lie from Jesse?

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

If you can understand him, you know he’s telling the truth