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Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.
The bucket specifically designed to be filled....
With My Corn Seed
Sneed's feed bucket.
Formerly Chuck's
Why do we even have that bucket‽
I think they could have done something that didn't look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn't even look like a sand worm.. it's barely a passable Sarlacc.
they knew, from the start
If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”
Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No, semen please.
Muad’deez nutz
And… the movie is ruined. I’ll think that at least 3 times while watching.
What a waste of plastic for something that's just getting tossed at the end of the movie.
Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.
Don't worry, the bacterial grey goo will consume all the plastic except for the deepest buried and we will only be able to remember the petroleum polymers that was killing us as we sip from glass bottles.
It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.
The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?
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This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this
Idk why but I always thought this was a Derrick Comedy vid. Kind of surprised now to realize it isn’t. If you like this and hadn’t heard of them, I recommend checking them out. Donald Glover (before Community) and his friends from the early days of YouTube. They had a hysterical movie too (Mystery Team).
I mean, just look at it.
If you ever meet a teenage boy you'll, unfortunately, understand
I mean I'm curious
Worm-curious?
Don’t put your dick in that
Or maybe do put your dick in that.
let's get real though, what is the male anatomical girth diameter required in order to get any pleasure out of that sand bucket hole.
Not gonna happen
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No!! Why you warn me :(
I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...
Gom jabbar for the dick
She kwisatz my hadderach till I gesserit
Something’s gonna flow…
Salty popcorn
I ate a lot of pineapple before, hope you like it
Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.
this is exactly what he would have wanted
Have you read the books? He comes very close to endorsing incest, and he talks way too much about young teen sexual attraction and relationships.
A major plot point is a group of women who can so expertly perform sexual favors that they completely override the free will of men.
This is mild compared to what went on in his head.
That's certainly... one interpretation of the bene gesserit, they aren't the Companions from Firefly
I was thinking of the Honored Matres of the scattering, whom the bene gesserit despise largely because they rely on sexual manipulation rather than other forms of control and influence.
I probably should have specified that much of that is later in the series and not in the first book.
And that isn't a description of the companions from firefly either? They were high society and sex was only a small part of what they did. But more importantly...they really didn't do anything to override anyones free will?
Unless you mean yosafbridge? She had training but wasn't really a companion
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If they hadn't gotten rid of computers they wouldn't have needed spice
A windows computer simply cannot run for months without updates or rebooting! /s
Something something must flow
to be fair that isnt looking so pleasurable to put your actual dick in
Have you met a teenage boy? What does looking pleasurable have to do with where the dick goes?
Ah yes, Shai Hulud is made from bricks.
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