Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into Jobland, where jobs grow on jobbies!

Moms for Liberty might be done, but the People behind it aren't! They'll be back in another election cycle or two with a different name, maybe a slightly different message.

We must always stay Vigilant against them and their message!

Can’t believe this fucker lived longer than Betty White!

Where is your God? Where is your God now???

So it’ll be a Bear market then…

Sounds like we need to give them more tax cuts!

Time for your cat to start….a training montage!

Of course they're going to say that. They won't provide hard data to prove it, but by saying it they can keep doing it and make it look like a positive PR move.

Don't give the Supreme Court ideas...

I would have my kids change their names every single day.

So what's the Secret Service procedure on having someone they're protecting be booked in a State Court system?

I’m pretty sure the animal they used to make transparent stuff went extinct, like the one they used for the original McRib.

That Stop sign is behind us, it’s time to move on…