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[–] dropdrip@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Personal experience with the Christian-cult: mentally-ill individuals who refuse medical help corralled by narcissistic abusers. Being mentally-ill they make disastrous life-decisions creating hell-on-earth for their progeny. You people are clowns. My disdain for you can not be overstated. Your pastas are narcissists. Stop re-reading the same book that's been repeatedly translated through the eons into different languages--with more edits than any Wikipedia article--hoping you'll find an esoteric cure to soothe your self-loathing. You won't. Leave your cult. Find medical help.

From the outside it appears these people are walking contradictions: they're the most hateful people you'll meet, yet they preach goodness to all men. Once religion was decoupled from the state it became a voluntary institution. The cults of Christianity attract self-loathing individuals who feel they need an external structure to keep them in line. That's why you find so many pedophiles in these cults. They're mentally ill.

Cults should be taxed. Doomsday-cults with a sole focus on expansion (like the cults of Christianity) should be disbanded by force. Healthcare is a human right. States should be providing appropriate care for the mentally-ill. Education is a human right too and cults are a road-block in the state's pursuit of a universal education.

A daily reminder for Australian comrades: Sanitarium is the for profit arm of a doomsday-cult. Do not fund them through the purchase of their products. Do not buy Weet-Bix(TM), Up & Go(TM), etc.. Advocate for cults to be taxed.

Cults have flourished here. They're dangerous and degenerative to society. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/feb/13/the-family-great-white-brotherhood-australia-melbourne-cult-anne-hamilton-byrne

From their flock are selected the most deranged for political office. From their financing we get absolute mongrels in politics, like the insipid Scott Morrison: holder of every privilege, but never accountable. Shirking every responsibility placed on him. He would not hold a hose if you were on fire. He'd watch you burn; he'd do everything to not do anything whilst sending thoughts and prayers; he'd then go on a holiday and bill the tax-payer for it and removed that people didn't want to shake his hand.

It's time to put a stop to all these demented cults. Never entertain them. The Catholic cult drains our coffers. Tell them to fuck off.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

Something tells me there will still be plenty of lust.

[–] CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Closeted Christians be like: ah fuck

[–] busted_Anoose@aussie.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

they gonna be brojaculating all over the change rooms. on the plus side, everyone gets a good feed of protein in male only gyms.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

I can't be decent and resist my urges. So lets all get together in a setting where I can live out my urges with those with the same genitalia.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

USA is CRISIS (a pro po ISIS).

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're either super gay or someone needs to check their hard drives.

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[–] AgentBigCactus@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

It's sad that seeking out like minded people who share your values and hobbies is to be mocked. Men go, create a gym for other guys to enjoy a space where they can work on themselves and not to oggle women is a bad thing?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The idea women are holding these dorks back from exercising is so dumb to me. Humans spent like 80,000 years using unsegregated toilets. But now in the year of our lord 2026 we need to stock two gyms with identical, redudnant exercise equipment because what if dudes are distracted?

At least have the intellectual decency of citing a research paper before demanding a reallocation of society's gym equipment over what is almost certainly a socialization problem by some of the most superstitious people in society.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

It's worrying that these people need a separate gym because they are unable to control their urges. Seems like they have bigger problems they should be working on tbh.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You're missing two things:

  1. The point
  2. More downvotes
[–] AgentBigCactus@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

God willing, I'll get both.

[–] phx@lemmy.world -1 points 12 hours ago

Hell, it doesn't even need to be able "resisting urges". I'd be more behind a guys-only gym where I'm less likely to end up in some random chick's social media session.

Yes, guys do the social media crap too but at least in my experience they tend towards places that don't involve broadcasting everyone else (except maybe the dudes with the creep glasses, fuck them). I'm tired of having to dodge some glam-girl who has decided to make the beach, park, gym or whatever her personal studio and including me or my kids as unwilling participants in their narcissism.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 18 points 1 day ago

We should congratulate them, it's hard to be straight when you are that gay.

[–] Pegajace@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I seem to recall that the very same passage in their Bible that condemns lust as thoughtcrime also prescribes a remedy—and it's to gouge out your own leering eyes, not bar women from public spaces.

You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 1 points 7 hours ago

not bar women from public spaces.

This isn't barring women from public places, it's a private establishment for men only. I think people are mainly upset about it because of how they pitched it.

If they just pitched it as a men only gym without any other reason, this probably wouldn't be post worthy.

There are plenty of women only gyms within a 30 minute drive of where I used to live (a more metro area). Nothing to care about.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Holy fuck, the Bible is fucked up, man. No amount of slasher films can compete with this level of crazy

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thanks for the bible verse, the next time I get asked why I’m not religious, I’ll use “I don’t want to gouge out my own eyes” as the reason. I also don’t want to whip slaves, but I think they removed that after the old testament

[–] peripinkel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (5 children)

God approves and disapproves of slavery in both the new testament and old testament. Also in matthew 5:17-20 Jesus very clearly states that the old testament is to be followed. So even if the new testament did not include what seems to be approval of slavery, it would still not matter. But the bible also disapproves of slavery. If you want a whole lot of stuff you can quote on what you do not want to do, I would suggest looking up the skeptics annotated bible. They make some great collections.

[–] farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

the bible offers regulations for slavery but i can't find any verse prohibiting all forms of slavery the closest is Exodus 21:16 which just says male slaves are wrong

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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

its a metaphor....

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

YMCA 2: Locker Room Boogaloo

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Grindr hotspot.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 day ago

"Sanctuary gyms for repressed gay men are booming"

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seriously. Who needs a jym when you have lust?

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm not having gay sex? I'm hiding my penis safely inside this Christian man's asshole so that women can't get to it unless they are my wife.

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