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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 87 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Theyre gonna learn a lot about themselves

[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

.. with their socks on of course.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Gyms are becoming breeding grounds for white supremacists and the proud boys. Probably more about indoctrination than learning.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

What's funny is they complain about gender change hormones but shoot tons of testosterone in their thighs because they are too afraid to become feminine.

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[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not having gay sex? I'm hiding my penis safely inside this Christian man's asshole so that women can't get to it unless they are my wife.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What makes a man a man? That's right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.

That's just maths and logic. And you can't argue with maths and logic!!

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[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 57 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

How are they gonna stop lust if they cram a bunch of good looking, sweaty, shirtless dudes in the same building?

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

With the sheer power of Jesus, duh.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Jesus is so hot. I want to feel his love fill me up. Cum into me, oh Lord!"

"Uh... I think you mean 'come unto me,' bro."

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

do people. really wear. those shirts ? that's cringe as fcuk..

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. In public. Unironically.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Pegajace@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I seem to recall that the very same passage in their Bible that condemns lust as thoughtcrime also prescribes a remedy—and it's to gouge out your own leering eyes, not bar women from public spaces.

You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Thanks for the bible verse, the next time I get asked why I’m not religious, I’ll use “I don’t want to gouge out my own eyes” as the reason. I also don’t want to whip slaves, but I think they removed that after the old testament

[–] peripinkel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

God approves and disapproves of slavery in both the new testament and old testament. Also in matthew 5:17-20 Jesus very clearly states that the old testament is to be followed. So even if the new testament did not include what seems to be approval of slavery, it would still not matter. But the bible also disapproves of slavery. If you want a whole lot of stuff you can quote on what you do not want to do, I would suggest looking up the skeptics annotated bible. They make some great collections.

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Seriously. Who needs a jym when you have lust?

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[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (29 children)

This is a dumb response to the issue but some people, both men and women, do show up to the gym in outfits that are viewed as inappropriate in a vast majority of other places. It's not terribly difficult to keep your attention focused elsewhere but it is understandable that some want to be able to get in a work out without other people's asses in their face on a constant basis.

I'm sure most of Lemmy will call that opinion prudish or something similar but everyone is entitled to their own thoughts on stuff like that. It's true that fashion is a personal choice but I don't see why you would want to do things you know will make others uncomfortable either.

[–] Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Those new popular female gym shorts that look like they vacuum sealed their ass with a seam going deep into the buttcrack. I really do think that's a bit much. "Just let women wear what they want" yes I agree. That's why I built a home gym instead.

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[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I tend to agree with you, but then I remember the convo I had with my mother-in-law about why trans people had to wear clothing that affirmed their gender when it made her uncomfortable…

WTF, I can’t even. I just avoid talking to her as much as possible at this point.

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[–] axx@slrpnk.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

"Sanctuary gyms for repressed gay men are booming"

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 18 points 3 weeks ago

We should congratulate them, it's hard to be straight when you are that gay.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can confirm.

I went to a dudebro gym. It was a fucking incel hive mind.

Half the encouragement was to "bang any bitch you want" and the other half was about reclaiming masculinity.

One guy kept talking about "fighting for our right for survival" like motherfucker, you're a 6ft white dude. Chill.

If the gym doesn't have a BLM/LGBT flag and a bunch of diversity, I don't join.

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Something tells me there will still be plenty of lust.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Grindr hotspot.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

You know who else has men-only gyms? The Taliban!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

famously none of them are gay

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're either super gay or someone needs to check their hard drives.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sure they display a big anatomically correct Jesus on a cross right over a bench press, all sweaty and ripped in a tiny loin cloth. His cum gutters all glittering in the light with a look of pain on his face that wouldn't be out of place in an S&M club.

Seriously though, why does every gym have that one guy who only wears "Christ is King" tshirts and backpacks? My guy even leaves bibles out on top of his parked bicycle. I'm tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Lots of definitely not gay stuff is going to be happening there. Gay dudes with a thing for closeted guys are going to have a field day.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Can you edit the post to the original link, OP?

https://baptistnews.com/article/men-only-gyms-seek-to-protect-christian-men-from-lust/

It's real, but also more critical than you'd think, and worth a read:

This is what Hambrecht and Parsons are doing with their male-only gyms. They’re spreading conspiracies about morality and traditional marriage that cast women as dangerous. They’re promoting men rising up as warrior-kings who are ready to fight evil, and they’re getting rid of women who they claim are ruining everything.

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To join Parsons’ Christian manosphere, it’s a bit more intense. Gym members must sign a covenant called “Rule of Life” that requires such beliefs as “marriage as one man and one woman,” or “two genders, given by God at creation.” And it requires strict adherence to “the behavioral and moral standards of the Remnant Gym membership agreement.” Their website says, “Christian authority is enforced through ownership, contracts and the courage to hold the line.”

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Me looking lovingly (Brotherly) at my fellow Lifter In Christ (above the waistline) after signing the "I Swear I Am Not Gay and ONLY Like Women" Covenant:

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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Eww, what a mess

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Rick Pidcock

That is not a real name

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Giving your best bro a BJ will help protect him from sinful thoughts.

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[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Christian dudes going to an all-male gym? Oh, you better believe they be lusting.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Won't somebody think about the lusty christian men?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel!

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