Oh man, I'd love the 'no dangerous interactions ' one. Just today, the map tried to have me cross a busy 4 lane street at an uncontrolled intersection. Thankfully construction rerouted me and I was able turn into the parking lot much easier than crossing

You did the right thing. The only way in hell I would even consider having sex with a drunk/passed out person is if I had their full and enthusiastic consent received while stone cold sober. Intoxicated consent is not consent, and its a shame how our culture normalizes that shit or shames people into thinking that the only way they can do something with a 'good conscience'. Which is funny, considering they're intentionally putting themselves in a situation where they would then be taken advantage of instead of just talking about it like adults.

Blazing Saddles is the epitome of Mel Brooks humor that has aged well. It's an amazing satire of racism that is still on point for today (unfortunately).

Just because the Republicans have yet to bring another fascist that has the charisma that Trump has, doesn't mean they won't have a fascist with the amount of charism of trump had.

Trump wasn't an aberration, he's the new normal for Republicans. It's just a matter of time before the next person who knows how to jingle their keys in front of the idiot masses and they find a new 'god emperor' to obsess over. And with our luck, they won't be nearly as stupid and incompetent as trump is.

'Trump allies urge him not to act like Donald trump at debate'

I have a tailored suit in my closet, but there's no way in fuck I'm showing up to work in that suit or any other suit.

For one, I work from home and I want to actually be comfortable. For two, if I was going into the office, I would ruin it at some point crawling under desks and behind racks and shit.

I've done this with another recipe and is good as hell.

Though, a warning. Don't, under any circumstances, think you're helping yourself save a few calories on a splurge day by using diet soda. There are some things better left unseen....

It's good as hell in BBQ sauce though! I've got a Dr Pepper pulled pork recipe that I break out every year or so and it's fukkin delicious.

It might have been your console. The 360 was the last MS console I had (PS3 was the last actual console) and I had no issues playing the fable games.

RIP that headphone jack

Casual clothes killed most ironing but ain't nobody showing up in a ~~wrinkled~~ suit.

Unless you're upper management or going to a wedding/funeral/formal event, why would you even wear a suit? In the last decade I've worn my suit 3 or 4 times in the last decade, and they were all weddings or funerals.

Suits are only for special occasions, and even then I'm going to get it dry cleaned and they can worry about ironing in the bastard.