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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 month ago (9 children)

FYI a normal human can count to 31 on one hand using binary.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

and China has well established hand gesture for 0-9 on one hand.

and even if you don't know that, it's quite easy to count to 12 using finger segments.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have a well-established hand gesture for 1!

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Impressive! In binary with one Hand you cant even count to 5!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You should see my binary hand gesture for 4!

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

China? The 0 to 9 single handed gestures are used for a lot outside of that. Like divers use that, all kinds of trades, and the military.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

FYI anyone counting in binary on their hand(s) is decidedly not a normal human.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

You mean !normal.

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Now I had to try it out and I'm very proud of how each finger played along

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Use ternary. Up, down, half bent. I think that gets you to 242

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Use decimal but with 10 different bend angles per finger.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Use a 0-255 range to represent the amount of rotation for each finger knuckle and you get up to like 2⁹⁶.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Or 14 if you use knuckles in Arabic

[–] diablicja@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

A normal person can do it. Only abnormal ones actually do.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 points 1 month ago
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Akshully, they would be counting to 11,111. That's nearly 100,000!

[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Instead of assigning each finger the same value of 1, assign them values of 1, 2, 4, 8, and 16. Then there's some combination of fingers that can represent any value from 0 to 1+2+4+8+16=31. It's like using digits to count instead of tally marks.

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[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

32 different combinations.

2⁵ = 32.

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

32 possibilities: 0 - 31. It takes 6 digits to have 32 so not possible with one hand unless you're exceptional.

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

A five-bit value can contain any number from 0-31. So if you treat your fingers as bits...

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[–] robogeek@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sumerians, 4-5000ya counted to 12 on one hand. 4 fingers with 3 sections each with the thumb as a pointer. Then the other hand counted off 5x12 which gave us yhe hexadecimal system of counting which is still in use today.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can count to 31 in one hand in binary. It's not a super useful skill, but it's won me a bar bet more than once.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to go to the kinds of bars where counting in binary wins bets. Most of the time it's things like "open a beer bottle with your eye socket".

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The trick is to be the one making the bets and to word them in a way that makes the losing side sound like the winning side (or one that generates enough curiosity about how you can actually do it that people accept the bet knowing you probably have a trick).

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Sexagesimal, hexadecimal is base 16. You could say that simply improving on mathematics lead to the hexadecimal system eventually but they did not create the hexadecimal system.

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not great, not terrible.

[–] fearlessseraphim@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Imagine what masturbation with that bad boy must be like!!! Hoooooooooo baby!

[–] univers3man@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The joke is he had 8 fingers, which is a mutation from living near Chornobyl.

[–] fearlessseraphim@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

oh shii, I see

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[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact you can count to 27 if you cut your hand and count the bones.

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[–] Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

My favorite insult of all time involves telling someone to go count their dick

[–] jaschen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

In Taiwan, we can count to 10 on one hand.

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I can count entirely on one hand with ASL. 1-10 are static hand positions

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can count to 10 on one hand. I just use ASL numbers

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I can count to twelve on one hand like the Babylonians

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can count to 31 using binary numbers!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You can count to 242 using ternary numbers if you give each digit three states instead of two.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

12 distinctions on one hand and 4 on the other doesn't seem too smart to me... I'm with the binary crowd.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I can go to 31. In binary.

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