Dude was into porn before the internet. He was just a future dude living in the past.
I actually was wondering what you're doing with a pink ice windshield scraper.
Ask Putin how the "fuck around" is doing for his country?
I legit had to look up to see if this was true and it is IN FACT TRUE. https://zip.co/us/store/uber-eats
Unflavored Greek yogurt is great for you. Its the sugars and fructose they add that is bad for you.
Idiocracy is one of my favorite movies. When it came out, it was far below 50%, but after some of the things on the movie started becoming true, it became popular.
You're in the wrong field, my man. I sit at a chair 60 hours a week staring into a empty void that is my monitor. Wait, maybe we are not really that different after all.
100k? That's not even a rounding error for them.
Bug vacuum. Initially bought it for my wife so she can suck up spiders in the house. Then I realized I didn't like squishing them either and now it sits in a prime location in the house.
My money is "Unknown political consultant" is Putin.