"He's a person I've known for a long time" is an insane thing to say about your son, and I have a sneaking suspicion it might somehow be a lie.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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He forgot his name
It's the same fucking name 😭
Sure pal, they're both named Trombold Tromp? 
There is a strong possibility that he doesn't know which son is getting married
the only reason to say this out loud is if it's not true
My "I've known my son for a long time" shirt is getting a lot of questions answered by my shirt
Starting Iran war to avoid Epstein files
Starting Iran war to avoid Don Jr.'s wedding
Ive known my son a long time.
my large son and i go way back
"He's a person I've known for a long time."
I guess calling Don Jr. "family" or "my son" would be exaggerating their relationship
I did some good business with Don Jr. some say he's named after me, is he? Maybe, who knows? 
I mean, it's their second wedding right? Go to the courthouse or vegas or something
if you said this to a liberal they would say "i would love to see a trump in a court house" and look at you like they just said the most radical shit ever
I'd love to know what Trump says about Eric and Jr in private. I think one day Trump is just going to come out and say (or post) "I want Barron after me in the TRUMP DYNASTY." That's a problem because Barron is only 20 and you need to be at least 35 to be president but it won't matter after Trump 3.0.
Oh he hates his two kids
During the first term, they went out and shot a lion on safari and he called them fucking idiots
The only reason he doesn't hate Barron as much is, ironically, because Barron has had the least interaction with him and is being the least obvious about trying to emulate him.
But I also think it's stupid to expect Barron to somehow come out of all this not just as much of a massive POS as every other Trump.
He had so little interaction with the kid that Barron had the same accent as his mother when he was a kid, despite living in America. Really funny stuff.
Is Barron evil yet? I look at him and all I see is a kid who'd rather be playing Fortnite. I think he watches Aden Ross at age 20 so the fight over his soul has begun
IIRC correctly one of the first Trump family crypto grifts came from Barron and some sleezeball he met at school. So probably already evil
If he watches Adin Ross at age 20 we can say with absolute certainty that Barron is an idiot
He's hiding his power level 
Wasn't he internet pals with Andrew Tate or some shit?
I have a vague memory of hearing that too. Maybe not friends, but a fan of his.
He's one of those entities I have communed with over the span of many, many years.
Gutmogged.
When your gut has a smaller gut.
Looking disgusting, belly button protruding, in his striped shirt before the POTUS.
I think that dude is boy preggers.
Trump hating his own children would be sad, if his children didn't all suck so bad.
Dude forgot who he was talking about mid sentence.
“A Thing Called Iran” he’s such a teenager lmao I hope he told his awful son that, patronized him like that. I hope he goes and ~~he~~ they both hate every minute of it.
It really is incredible that the president of the US talks like a catty president teen on tumblr circa 2015.
"It's a little thing called Iran, sweety."
I read it like Edward Furlong’s delivery of “She’s not my mom, Todd.” from Terminator 2, one of the greatest snotty teenager lines of all time that lives rent free in my head forever.
Worst hidden basketball trick ever.
He's in his third trimester
The "Trump: Triumphal Arch Will be Beautiful" Breaking News; Fox New Alert graphic is the perfect cherry on top.
Doesn’t even give a shit about his own family. Does this turd even have one redeemable quality?
Does this turd even have one redeemable quality?
Yeah, he doesn't give a shit about the horrible Trump family.
I have to put him ahead of other fascists for the sole reason that he's had some incredible posts. "He's a person I've known for a long time" about his own son is another banger, I'm afraid.
Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.
It's so funny for him to be at the helm of the God and family people. He had that one time where he had a photo op in front of a church and lazily held up the Bible. He can't name a single verse. He won't go to his son's wedding.
If ever you entertained the idea that maybe it is all about these things look at where it gets you: in a conflict on behalf of Israel
didn't they tear gas protestors to clear them out for that photo op too?
Yes and he held the Bible upside down lmao
Oh good Lord I forgot why the story was so America-core. It's this signature blend of evil and stupid
I don't give a shit about his family as well. So we have that in common
He is ruining the U$ empire.
who is bro marrying
given his relationship with melania drumpf clearly doesn't think much of marriage
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