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Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by autismdragon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 81 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

lol at the guy saying, “ahh real coffee” to shitty folgers Like west africa isn’t one of the largest coffee producers on the planet

[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

Just used to that authentic ground roach flavor you can't get anywhere else

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Imagine this ad but the brother is coming back from France. Sister offers to make him a sandwich and takes out a pack of Kraft singles to which brother goes "Ahhhh. Real cheese."

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Almost all of the "good coffee" gets exported.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago

Honestly I get it because if Peter was my brother I'd want to fuck him too

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

volcel-kamala

[-] edge@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I’m gonna come!

Awwh

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

trump-anguish

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

Growing up in a totally broken and fucked up family, I had no idea if this was how regular folk got along with each other. I remember seeing the commercial, but never wondering if bro and sis made a love connection or not. Watching it now it's like, "woah Dad, I think he's going to pork her."

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

Have you seen the extended version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNz5kHKupIk

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Original version (that seems to be a reupload with heavy degradation, especially the audio)

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

The horrible sound and video quality kind of helps the vintage look tho.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Damn, that's great

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

Apparently the woman in the commercial is daughter of Star Trek Guest Star Legend Jeffrey Combes

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Wow, really?!

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

https://www.gq.com/story/folgers-incest-ad-oral-history

[-] RandomGen1@lemm.ee 38 points 9 months ago

Oral history? Didn't need to know that's what they were up to

[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Well thats what you get when you hire

non-union talent

[-] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

Mom and dad wont be awake for at least another hour. They got really drunk last night. Let's go to the basement couch and I can say I was helping you wrap presents.

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This doesn’t read to me as romantic or sexual but I can see how it might to others

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

Its the longing looks in the facial expressions I think.

There's people saying on twitter that people only see this because of Pornhub brain but people had this reaction at the time so I dont think so.

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

Hey! I’m old! I remember seeing this commercial live on TV. I remember being confused about whether they were sibling or bf/gf. Had to see it a few more times before I was sure they were written as siblings. Still got a weird vibe from it. Years later when I first heard of the “Folgers incest commercial” I knew exactly what was being talked about. This was definitely something at the time people were talking about.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Old and can corroborate. We made fun of it when I was like 12 or so when it aired.

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

they keep leaning in like they are gonna kiss.

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Did not catch this. Guess I don’t recognize that gesture. TIL

[-] Darth_Reagan@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

I recently showed the commercial to friends without context and they read it as a boyfriend coming home to see his girlfriend.

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

I mostly agree but I got some mildly sexual vibes from the part where she goes down on him and starts slobbering his fat hog.

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Idk it could of been platonic sloberring who are we to judge

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Maybe she's Canadian and just being polite, you never know with these things.

[-] wahwahwah@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

I get what you're saying. I personally think the commercial's odd but get way more creeped out by the internet's unironic obsession with incest media (incest porn, incest fan-fic, incest memes).

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

True, people laugh at this but then cum non-stop to step-son getting seduced by step-mom and step-sister getting jealous and deciding to make it a threesome and then dad comes home and bangs all of them in the ass porn.

We all get what's going on. It's weird. No story is better at that point.