Hmm there's soldier's rounding up and abducting all my Jewish neighbours, all their property and business have gone and are run by Germans now and every week there's a new explicit and implicit genocidal law passed... Anyway, probably nothing sinister going on.
This is your brain on "just-in-time" logistics
His face just getting more and more red when he realises his concern trolling isn't working is 
Similarly I've noticed this with boomers in my life (big crossover with them being kinda fashy) . Totally incapable of understanding anything outside of what is literally happening on screen.
I still haven't been told why I should care about China having my data in the first place
I actually didn't shit my pants, I calmly made my way to the toilet actually. And no, there isn't observable evidence of shit in my pants.
Who can blame them, the Israeli urge to murder civilians is just too strong.
"Why millenials ruining hospice care"
This is a beautifully written post, worthy of r/drugscirclejerk
Any of these bazinga brain dipshits who suggests that people would cripple themselves so they don't have to work and get free government money has never spoken to or taken care of anybody with a disability. Nevermind all the other eugenics bullshit I just read too.
This stuff happening out in the open has really shattered a couple of my lib friends West Wing esque worldview of western democracy and free speech. Recently an anti-zionist Israeli restaurant in my country had a pro Palestine post get taken down for hate speech too. Insanity
My enemy keeps throwing pebbles at my house and I'm blocking them with flaming suitcases with a million dollars in each. Anyway, can you help me figure out why I can't afford to send my kids to the doctor?