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submitted 2 months ago by CoolYori@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

I am on unemployment for the first time and they say I need to be filling out a form every 2 weeks saying I was looking for work. My question is how serious are these forms when I fill them out? Do they track down every place I tried to fill out an application for? I am super confused on how all this works and hoping a fellow hexbear can help my neurodivergent ass out.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 61 points 3 months ago

Tell me who's turn it is! Say it! hillary-assassin

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 85 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

IT Staff: "Hey this person is leaving should we do knowledge transfer?"

People running things: "Naw IT is a waste of money and does nothing. Why would we want to waste more money to pay someone to explain how the system works?"

This conversation has happened a non zero amount of times in my life.

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[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 76 points 4 months ago

They see his comedy as edgy and real like theirs only to find his brain is not loaded with conservative worms.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is what I am being told by every lib on the Discord servers I am in.

EDIT: They like to repeat the gotcha of when it takes place like its some sort of master move.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago

Okay nightmare take, he has no idea that the bible trump is selling is like the king james bible. He like thinks its a bible that trump wrote himself.

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submitted 5 months ago by CoolYori@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
  • Stolen by squirrel
  • Get broken
  • Waste the seeds
  • Waste your time
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Alternative title is Steve Job's is an asshole for killing Flash.

I am 5 beers deep right now so let me get on with this hottake. It was wrong to kill Flash because literally nothing has replaced it. It's murderer was Steve jobs in the end because it worked like shit on the iPhone. Even when they worked with Adobe on the port they could not get it to work. Check out the link it talks about it in there.

One of the lines that caught my eye in there was "by almost any definition, Flash is a closed system". The man who created the most closed system on the planet has the gall to say this line, and people still believe it to this day. The reason why Flash was so invasive was because the language that drove it was a simplified version of JavaScript. It was made so easy that it took a bit of hardware to run. They later used it for UI graphics in video games because it could present things so easily. What we got to replace it was JavaScript + HTML5. From a sysadmins perspective JavaScript is full of nothing but pitfalls for new players to the point it seems like its written that way.

I want you to think back to all the jank flash games you played like Happy Wheels. Yea we kind of get those games in Unity but not at the replability as older flash games. Do you remember playing Elona Shooter before even finding out what the Elona series was about? Did Nanaca✝Crash make you wish for all those hours of your life back? Do I age myself by talking about these things? I think part of what makes the internet so good is how accessible it is to do things with it. Killing a language that only lets more people do shit is a sin.

Thanks for reading. I am probably gonna tap out after this because its late so I will check my inbox for replies. If you want anything out of me you have to find out on the next episode of CoolYori Z!

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 52 points 6 months ago

Why do I read Musk in Measureheads voice? Like this is a bit right out of Disco Elysium.

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What is art? (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago by CoolYori@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

For me its a Mitsubishi DA-A7DC Stereo Power Amplifier.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago

A real measurehead take

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago

Movies like this, American Psycho, Flight Club, and Clockwork Orange are just massive self report mechanisms to me depending on how you "like" them.

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If small mom and pop websites ran by starving artists cannot shame me into turning it off to see their factor75 banner what makes you think I will do it for you?

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

Bosses a few years ago fired some people during the work Halloween party. That was the last one we had as a company together.

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submitted 9 months ago by CoolYori@hexbear.net to c/food@hexbear.net

I just found this salsa at my local grocery store and its so flavorful. I enjoy how thick it is as well as the fact its not vinegar based. I have a big bottle of the green one too but this is the first one I have cracked open. I am super excited to see what it all goes with since it feels so versatile.

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Hats in politics (hexbear.net)

MAGA hats are trash. Gore/Lieberman 2000 is where its at.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago

Oh boy, do you know about the meme for Utah Mormon names?

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 103 points 11 months ago

Utah is the second highest consumer of cosmetic surgery in the United States. They call it "The Utah Look." In case you wanted to know why this lady's tits are so big.

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 50 points 11 months ago

I had no reason to fund the kickstarter for flipper zero other than to be a jackass in small ways to random strangers. Like its nothing too malicious as I dont want to ruin someones day but at the same time is stuff that makes me feel magical.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by CoolYori@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Comrades,

Today I bring you a treat that is beyond any words I can put here. My hands are so flappy with excitement that I almost cannot keep them on the keyboard.

Submachine: Legacy made by Mateusz Skutnik has finally been released. I had no idea that this was dropping today until I saw it in steam. It is an HD remake of the original "point and click" Submachine games that originally released in 2005 done in Shockwave. I have not touched them since then because flash emulation of Shockwave games is still trash.

From what I remember there is 10 games and a few side stories. If games like Myst or The Room interest you then I would check this one out. I am normally not a fan of "Myst Clones" and can count the ones on a single hand that are worth it and this is one of them. Let me know in the comments if you do pick it up and play it. I want to hear what you think!

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submitted 3 years ago by CoolYori@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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