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[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 103 points 11 months ago

Utah is the second highest consumer of cosmetic surgery in the United States. They call it "The Utah Look." In case you wanted to know why this lady's tits are so big.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago

Jed Binrup

Now that's a fake name

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago

Oh boy, do you know about the meme for Utah Mormon names?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 77 points 11 months ago

Katana

While all these other kids studied dance, she studied the blade.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

Back in high school I tried to ask her out to prom but she just teleported behind me and said "nothing personnel kid"

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 59 points 11 months ago
[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

Totally a 7th kids name if I have ever seen one. Usually the parents have given up at that stage and are just letting the kids raise the other kids too.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

I think it was scientifically concluded that 5-7 kids were the max before the parents neglected the kids. I can confirm this because in CK3, I wouldn’t even remember that I had 23 kids and most of them grow up to be insignificant or drunks or criminals

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[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sabine

That's a pretty normal name in Germany fwiw. But the rest were made up by thinky-felix for sure.

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[-] Venus@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago

Is that like the Innsmouth Look?

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[-] rubpoll@hexbear.net 89 points 11 months ago

don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

don't get gender envy from theocratic propaganda

kobeni-sweat

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 70 points 11 months ago

Just convert to Mormonology and you too can have gigantulonormous bazingabooberinos

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

Mormonism is better than hrt for breast growth tbh

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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 84 points 11 months ago

mao-wtf men hold up half the tits

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 81 points 11 months ago

Ugga ugga me fall for hamfisted propaganda with big titty lady unga bunga

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago

No she's just hiding the Golden Plates

[-] Venus@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago

I thought she was just shoplifting watermelons (which would be based to be clear)

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

No the only burden she bears is that of holiness, which her husband must help carry with his fucked up seven-fingered hand

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[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 78 points 11 months ago

Both her tits are literally the size of the baby.

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago

Is that where they come from?!?

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

Yes, just like how pee is stored in the balls.

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[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 68 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This has got to be my new favorite genre of reactionary memery. They’re trying to do the whole “uphold traditional lifestyles and value” schtick but can’t help telling on themselves that they think it’s going to mean they can fuck women who look like the porn stars they wank to.

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[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 67 points 11 months ago

I don't think people like this understand that there's no real incentive to proselytizing atheism. Start a family with your weird hands and your huge boobed wife, believe whatever you want. I honestly don't give a shit

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 39 points 11 months ago

i have weird hands, where's my

spoilermormon temple?

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Its more of a gothic cathedral really. Most of the mormon temples I've seen look like a midwest city capitol building

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[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago

Y'all think this is funny? The moment he removes his hand, her spine snaps - it's a medical necessity 😤

[-] PosadistInevitablity@hexbear.net 31 points 11 months ago

I straight up thought that was her own hand.

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[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 65 points 11 months ago

Just imagine the prompt fed to the AI to get this output

[-] Targuinia@hexbear.net 67 points 11 months ago
[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

the difference between today's nazis and the nazis of 30 years ago is the ones today get even less pussy

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Also a porn addiction.

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 60 points 11 months ago

"White Christian couple with baby and woman has gadornkulous bazoombas like some real massive dommy mommy milkerinos a pair of absolutely collosal hoohahyabbos humina humina humina"

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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 57 points 11 months ago

This picture makes my back hurt

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Move to Utah

Be a chiropractor

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What’s particularly funny about posts like these is that it often comes from dudes who are in their 20s or 30s but still single. They don’t have children, girlfriends, or wives but are giving out family advice.

They are also likely incels and despise white women and fetishize Asian women, but again, they’re nowhere near the family stage so it’s just a dude larping as a trad nationalist father figure but is probably barely older than a high school senior

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[-] kristina@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Getting a shirt like that must be hard to find

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

It's not wholesome without groping

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Man was made in God's image and man is pleased by the female form. It follows, therefore, that big ol' titties are pleasing to the Lord. As a Christian man, it is your biblical duty to raise pure, ample-breasted daughters for the Lord to ogle from the heavens above.

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[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 32 points 11 months ago

That's just Nazi propaganda modernised

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
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