I have to admit that I underestimated this woman. When our brief moment in the zeitgeist ended, I expected her to move on like the rest of our so-called celebrity allies did. I hope she runs for president.
The media amplifies and sensationalizes random violence, creating a continuous stream of small and impersonal traumas in its largely suburbanite audience. They understand their complicity in the violence on a subconscious level, but cognitive dissonance prevents them from accepting this on a conscious level. This creates a feedback loop where they repeatedly seek out content to retraumatize themselves in an effort to regain control of their place in these narratives.
But yeah it's mostly some white people shit.
We have found evidence that a foreign operative known only as "The Colonel" was running an illegal enterprise out of these tunnels.
McDonalds employee:
I'm sorry sir but we don't carry Frosties. That's Wendys. I can get you a McFlurry instead?
Me:
You mean my dad got his balls mangled and stomped on and tied in a knot like a Christmas bow for nothing?
I like her "7/0 ❤️se" tattoo.
Man was made in God's image and man is pleased by the female form. It follows, therefore, that big ol' titties are pleasing to the Lord. As a Christian man, it is your biblical duty to raise pure, ample-breasted daughters for the Lord to ogle from the heavens above.
When will the videogame industry finally have the courage to design a female character with no depth and huge breasts?
Ranking street performers in order of hotness:
-
Musician: 1/10, enough said.
-
Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.
-
Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn't have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can't respect someone like that.
-
Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there's always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they're a package deal.
-
Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I'm turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.
It's been this way since like 2008 IMO. Internet is just an addiction that we're not allowed to break or else we get cut off from social and employment opportunities.
I once watched in horror as my old roommate boiled up some plain ground beef, poured it into a spaghetti strainer, took the spaghetti strainer over to the couch and ate the ground beef out of the spaghetti strainer sitting in his lap. He kept going "ow, goddammit!" as the hot grease seeped out and then dabbing his crotch with a dirty paper towel.
Lauren Boebert gives me that same sort of vibe.
How many of these chuds have ever left their hometown for more than a business trip?
One time he hopped on an alt account just to continue harassing me because I wouldn't agree that breeding decorative aquarium shrimp was the same as the Holocaust.