this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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[–] WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

Reddit is so full of divisive content that I wonder if bots or paid actors are being used to stir up hatred before midterms.

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

I wonder if that's what Beyoncé really meant when she was going on about putting a ring on it

Anyway ahe's a keeper

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.

I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.

[–] xabit24368@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

you used two descriptors there (American and generic) can you tell us which of these is the bigger deal-breaker for you?

[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago

American, certainly. They porn is so standardized and hegemonic, even a simple euro accent is refreshingly titillating

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Sounds scottish enough to me to be hot.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

Instant finish.

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Ach ní inniu é.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 hours ago

I’m not into anal, but "in me arse" actually sounds hot on a word level.

[–] Francislewwis@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

The accent alone would either ruin the moment or make it impossible not to laugh. No middle ground.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

I'm not seeing a problem here.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 3 points 9 hours ago

Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐

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