Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards "guvna!"
It's a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don't worry.
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
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I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him "I'm on a bleeder mate. You'll have to chuck it up me dumper."
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
That's how you know she's classy.
innit?
But have you ever actually eaten it? I'm going to say no because you wouldn't be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
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Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delicacy when done right.
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In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: "I... don't know where that came from."
Barac Obama is SCARED of me, because I don't hoard knowledge and I spit it for free
What's the Pacific Northwest accent? Bland?
We (I) prefer 'neutral', but yes.
Just don't lump us in with Californians, or we (I) will just start talking to you in the valley girl / infuencer accent, derisively.
Also don't mind the royal we, its just normal for us to all be this immensely conceited.
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Bloody 'ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!
how's 'e commentin' on 'er minge if he's doin' 'er in the bum?
Finger inner innit
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one's bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
This one seems authentic.
Nice try but sex isn't real blud.
Innit.
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.
"Uiyi Guaye" -- Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
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TALLY HO!
I'm not seeing a problem here.
Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
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I'd spunk deep in her arse whats the problem? Ya fukken raycist!
One good fart will push me over.
Instant finish.
Teeth
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I’m not into anal, but "in me arse" actually sounds hot on a word level.
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