Financial issues? Latex house paint. Drink it down and your problems disappear.

And it blocks adblockers! I can't know what to spend my money on without ads!

Tepid regards.

What would the symbol for "no homeless" look like? A house crossed out twice?

Buy a Pixel second hand. Then you're just reimbursing someone who already made that mistake. ;)

Civil War

If I could read, I'd probably be insulted by this comment.

I broke my hip doing this on the way to Bingo last week.

Normal amount.

Sentencing is on July 11th. He probably won't see prison time, but one can dream.

Followed by venison tartare.

doesn't get it that whatever she says makes no difference at all

She's well aware she's being fired. She's trying to get them to admit that it's not about performance and that she's actually being laid off. She knows exactly what she's doing and the HR goons are shitting their pants.