Never mind Elf on the Shelf, this year it's all about Fuselage in the Garage
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Dang ol' Gilgamesh, man, talkin' 'bout a king, man, down in Uruk. He just, talkin' 'bout, tormentin' them folks, man, makin' 'em all mad, I'll tell you what. They cryin' out, man, 'Send us a companion, man, save us from that madness!' Then dang ol' Enkidu, wild man, talkin' 'bout from the forest, man, comes to the city. They fightin' in the temple, man, fightin' in the streets, man. Gilgamesh, man, he beats him, but then they become, talkin' 'bout, real great friends, man. Gilgamesh and Enkidu, man, down in Uruk.
God, this country is so depressingly intolerant.
Rub some salt in that and name it 'Map of the Free Americas'
The word 'manhandled' is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline
All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base
Reform copying the MAGA playbook so blatantly I wonder if they'll try and build a ballroom on the side of #10
Strong Babylon 5 vibes

Seaman 2, please, Seaman 2 🙏
But will he be able to travel back? 😅

Curry, Lamb Bhuna, hot