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Come on Jesus, get in the Jeep, we're going to the beach
(startrek.website)
Not the jeach?
Certainly on the jetty, near the jeach
I'll just load the jags
And you can meet Jeansus there
jeansus
Congratulations you were funny, faster than me
*Jeap
A wrangler perhaps?
Your face be like when you tired of all this shit
He's been waiting over two thousand years to come again.
Put some sprung cowboy boots on him and he's the Walking Dude. IYKYN.
I’m so glad you pointed this out.
I’ve been sending these to my wife for the past two days. She’s playfully annoyed with my antagonism.
I sent this to her, and then said “Zoom in on his face. It’s the same face you made 2 seconds ago.”
She has yet to see it, but I’m expecting to hear her scream from her office.
Hold on now don't forget your junscreen or your jowels!
Oh damn the jopes on the front are 🔥 Edit: the Jim's of the wheels too
I mean I'd get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus.
Jeansus
Edit dammit someone beat me to it*
Jeanus take the jewheel.
Jeasus
I bet jopes have double the strength of ropes
Jesus take the wheel
Okay I'll bite. WTF is up with all the AI Jean posts?
Idk but they're funny
Please ban AI generated posts already...
this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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