Monument

joined 2 years ago
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

They don’t have to argue. We pretty much all agree.

Unless they like arguing – I won’t judge.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

The problem with Gavin Newsom is they could swap him with Billy Crudup doing a bit and I wouldn’t notice.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

The 4 boxes of liberty: the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box and the ammo box (preferably in that order).

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I read your comment, then went to make a joke response to someone else about placing a vacuum chamber inside the case to reduce its buoyancy.
This set off a several minute long internet hunt where I learned about Archimedes Principle, which you clearly describe. It turns out the only vacuum here is the one in my head.

To wit: If placed inside the case, my empty head would reduce the buoyancy, but only by its own weight.
A Pyrrhic victory.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

…. Huh.
Every person at my work has simply picked a new first name with the same letter, so that their LastNameFirstInitial(SometimesNumbers) user ID has not needed to be updated. Only their display names have changed.

Ironically, people changing last name due to marriage have traditionally required more effort.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I never grant apps access to my contacts. I no longer trust any app to know my contacts or associates unless the stated purpose of that app is to manage my contacts.

Not that it helps, mind you. People with me in their contacts likely do not practice such discipline. I’m probably just an isolated old weirdo because of it, but it’s my hill to die on. It’s a small, pointless hill, but goddamn it, Snapchat is never going to know the name of my furnace guy.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 6 days ago

I have (had?) an arms length friend that is prone to making bad choices.
He aspires to be a decent guy, but struggles with making the right choices. He made some pretty bad choices last year.

Cheated on his wife with a coworker that was, er, not someone I’d trust. Got caught. Coworker then got pregnant. A few months later he called me to ask if he could crash in our guest bedroom for ‘no more than three days’ while he cut things off with the coworker and worked on reconciling with the wife. While he was still that coworker’s supervisor and baby daddy, unbeknownst to his supervisors.
Seeing nothing but red flags there, I offered to pay for a hotel room for him for a week, and he never took me up on the offer. My wife’s eyebrows were almost at the ceiling when we got off the phone. She very much appreciated not inviting that mess into our lives. I haven’t heard from him since.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The house numbers on my block always skip one.

For example, if my block number was the 10th block, on the odd side of the street, the house numbers are 101, 105, 109, 1013, 1017. And on the even side, they’re 100, 104, 108, 1012, 1016. (Sub dividing houses is common here, maybe they wanted extra addressing space?)

Sometime last year, I caught an Amazon driver stalking through the back yard, as he tried to find one of those in-between addresses. Sadly he didn’t just leave the boxes at the map pin.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

Unimpressed. It’s not 7:20.

All that engineering and they didn’t get the time right.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’m in IT, but not that kind of IT.

Last week I afflicted myself with the Location Services are turned off bug by installing the 23H2 update to duplicate an issue a user in my work area was having.

When I called desktop support, we could not replicate the issue after he remoted in.
He closed the Remote Desktop connection, and the issue reoccurred.
He remoted in. The popup vanished as soon as he connected. We couldn’t replicate the issue. He seemed dubious now. He disconnected. It occurred. I got a screenshot. He reconnected. We looked at the remote connection settings. Remote connections were set to override location. Disabled that. Issue presented. We both had a good laugh.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

It indicates other things, too!

 
 

Screenshot of the linked article, highlighting the publication date of September 8, 2025

So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. […] For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown. […]

And to you, Mr. Kirk: May the rash come swiftly.

 
 

I keep two old box knives in the kitchen junk drawer. One has a regular blade on it, and the other has a hooked blade because I think they’re safer and run less risk of damaging the stuff inside the box. But sometimes, you just need a regular box knife. They’re both old and handle rough, but they have seen a lot of use.

Last night I was painting. While trimming some masking tape against a hard edge I realized the blade on the regular box knife was a bit dull, so I went to change it. While flipping the blade around to the unused side, I noticed there were no more spare blades in the handle.

Today I bought a new pack of blades. They purport to be better quality and will stay sharper longer than the original set of blades that came with the knife, but I guess we’ll see how that holds up with use.
While adding the new blades into the handle, I decided to go ahead and clean up both knives - get all the tape residue out, and clean the internals. Then I gave the slightly rusty patina’d slide mechanisms a couple drops of 3-in-1 oil. I also gave the blades in the handle a drop along their sharp edges for good measure.

They open and close very satisfactorily now.

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