[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

... and here's your slightly irradiated kids toy back.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's really stupid, because regardless of device or OS, the built in screencapture is faster. Apart from maybe some fringe cases of user impairment.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Alright, I want bright green vehicle camo to really contrast the dark green uniforms.

And the guys?

Blackface.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I used to walk to Grandma's every Wednesday after school for years. She made me my favourite every time: Beef tongue with green beans and mealy potatoes from her garden, all swimming in melted butter.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 109 points 3 days ago

I see "speaker" or "coach" and immediately disregard anything they have to say.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

That joke flew over your head into a large office building.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 70 points 4 weeks ago

And he also flew off the track because he came into that bend too hot.

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Rule of Google: if it works, kill it.

I know, I know, using Google apps isn't the best, but this was a perfectly good Podcast app with all the features you might want.

Apparently they're moving everything over to YouTube Music, where a lot of the features of Google Podcasts aren't implemented yet.

I've moved over to an app from F-Droid.

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Mine was a Wild Magic Sorcerer that vehemently believed he was a regular city guardsman and explained every bit of magic he produced away as pure happenstance.

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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 79 points 9 months ago

Well if you smoke two packs a day since you're eight and everything you touch, eat and breathe contains lead, asbestos or both โ€“ that might age you a little.

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I refuse to acknowledge the name change.

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Sign the petition on change.org for a guillotine emoji.

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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 96 points 11 months ago

Incidentally, both not native to Europe.

Europeans taking shit from other continents and making it theirs. It feels like there's a metaphor or something...

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