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DM: "Yes, the troubleshooters can easily track you if you carry your powered-on equipment through the orange zone."

P1: "Dang, we should have left our smartphones at home."

DM: "THEY'RE CALLED CYBERDECKS!"

P2: "What's the range of these tracking sensors?"

DM: "Uhm, I forgot which chapter this is in..."

P3: "Just CTRL+F it in the PDF I sent you to your cyberdeck"

DM: "THEY'RE CALLED SMARTPHONES!"

If a woman on a flying broom asks to give the baby a gift, say no and don't let her inside. Her gift ideas are terrible.

Never live near anyone who teaches swordfighting.

If a man in a pointy had declares your child is the chosen one, deny it and do not let him or a gift from him anywhere near the child. Your home town will last longer.

If your child begins showing signs of wild uncontrollable powers, you are doomed. Take out life insurance.