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[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 74 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The Canadian government can even say It's an operation to take care of pedophiles.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I'm never gonna stop reading this as Furry and being like "holy shit is that actually what they named it"

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago

And it would be true.

[–] homes@piefed.world 84 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (12 children)

I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments and museums there. Can you just gas it instead?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 79 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If they bomb the white house it won't even be noticeable

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Make America 1812 Again

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 9 points 5 days ago

Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

I mean, I live here and I'm kinda alright with it.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn't want to pay taxes. Let's just start over.

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[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago

Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Nah, I get it. I mean, it's not a dealbreaker for me.

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[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 50 points 5 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i know a wide range of Appalachians who'd be helping

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (7 children)
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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members... Well, there's not much we could say about it except thank you.

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[–] slemptastrophe@piefed.social 32 points 5 days ago

Would you? Please?!?!

[–] iatenine@piefed.social 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

War of 1812 is getting a sequel?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do... You can stay. You don't have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective one individually proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day...

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.

Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Here, I'll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

i'd kick into the gofundme

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How would you feel if Canada

🥂

Okay, what about Mexico

🤬

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 5 days ago

well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Can we start a GoFund me?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Well actually

[–] rockandsock@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Let's make it happen cap'n.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (6 children)
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[–] demonhunt@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I never understand these usian thinking the orange guy is the source of all their problems lol.

yeah he is kind of a pedo clown POS, but its not like he can decide on his own whatever the hell US doing to this world

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (20 children)

Then when their terrorist bombing plane gets shot down, they want the world to weep for the invaders who got shot down blowing up another country

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