Did someone say neutralizing civilian disobedience with artillery and mechanized armored cavalry?! :D

Tankies love this one simple trick!

~(lengthly disclaimer: i am sarcastically referencing the literal historical situations where governments have done this and I DO NOT make a habit of calling any actual person a 'tankie' under any circumstance, let alone for the flimsy pretense of "they're a leftist but in a way I don't like". The only real tankies are the ones who use tanks to murder civilians, period.)~

Rice is especially great because it's one of those dry goods that i can keep for basically indefinite quantities of time.

Well, there certainly are """"people"""" (Nationalist Christians, aka Nat-Cs) who think I am skilled and experienced at eating babies, so... I guess???

didn't stilgar do the same thing to paul muad'dib in the recent dune movies too? XD

oh snap. i only just made my lemmy.zip login recently but i might hop onto the piefed instance instead because of the feature set!

I only buy packages, containers, or cartons that will sit within my nutritional budget to eat all of in a single sitting. One, maybe two of those = one meal. Especially those wonderful single-course entrees I can buy at ALDI for like six bucks a pop. That's actually a day's worth of food. Especially because I tend to eat one meal a day (when i am behaving).

Costco rotisserie chickens rock my fucking world too. Those things can be more than one meal!

I will also buy packages of "salad mix"--mixed greens with a few other veggies in it,
and then I'll add a nice dash of salt, and either a splash of apple cider vinegar or a liberal dusting of Parmesan cheese and a sprinkle of red pepper flakes, then shake it all up and just GO TO TOWN on the whole container.

The only perishables I buy are things of this sort that I will most certainly eat RIGHT AWAY.

Everything else is either
a: canned goods where i'll use the whole can at once adding to one of the above items
or,
b: non-perishable usually dry goods with which i can augment other things with pinches and dashes at a time (there are some things like vinegar or certain hot sauces that age and develop more flavor over time).

If a government wants to vaporize a civilian population, all they have to do is pretend there are enemy combatants hiding amongst them "using them as human shields" and "we can't let them think that works or they'll do it more". Funny how they always keep doing it anyway though. It's almost as if it doesn't matter whether it's actually happening or not and brutal fascist regimes will pulp children and parents alike into chunky salsa irrespective of their claims' validity. Huh. Really makes ya think.

ywwahi

... china is looking better and better all the time :\

here in the 'states, people always reflexively bark "but you can criticize the government here without being thrown in jail or executed" and yet that statement is becoming shakier and shakier by the DAY. The US government has detained and attempted to disappear legal residents for criticizing the regime, and It's starting to look terrifyingly possible that they'll soon do that to full-fledged CITIZENS TOO.

Man. We are fucking cooked.

it's a shame that when scum fights scum there are so many innocent civilians who will suffer. there are no good guys in this. A little bully with rich parents picked a fight with a big bully and everything that can come out of this will suck.

Linux is made of death. It is The Death.

Translation:

Anarchism is structurally anti-Semitic, because anyone who rejects states in principle also rejects the State of Israel!

I am very intelligent.

Edit upon op's reply: I absolutely agree with you, and because people can be oblivious a lot, yes the original message was absolutely always satirical.