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[โ€“] alekwithak@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Looking up is about one of the only things they can do ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 8 hours ago

Congrats, you've given a pig its first exposure to rectangular dread.

[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

Pigs can't look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.

[โ€“] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn't know at all. We didn't know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn't notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn't know we couldn't know and anything - "

Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.

On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.

The long night had come again.

If anyone didnโ€™t know this was Asimovโ€™s Nightfall like me, you can read it here.

[โ€“] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 90 points 21 hours ago (6 children)
[โ€“] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

That'll do pig

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 51 points 21 hours ago

โ€œSignature look of superiority.โ€

[โ€“] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Pig is wearing stilettos

Performance enhancing attire is prohibited from this event

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ด Pig: DNF

Devastating

[โ€“] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

That's some pig

[โ€“] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Elroy_Berdahl@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

It's only a true pig if it comes from the Pig region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling swine.

is that where pork sherry comes from?

[โ€“] la508@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Lovely stuff.

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[โ€“] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Pigs can't look up because they have crippling depression.

[โ€“] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago

Seeing "the stars" for the first time is great, but being set back down to where they're out of reach is not super fun.

[โ€“] user1234@fedinsfw.app 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon...

[โ€“] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

They can also lay down and look up

[โ€“] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 37 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole "pigs can't look up" thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha..

oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy's.

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground

[โ€“] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?

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Vincent D'Onofrio: Pig God

[โ€“] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Iโ€™m just a pig with dreams to see the sky.

[โ€“] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

With Mjolnir.

[โ€“] la508@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

"Give me... sugar ... In water."

[โ€“] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago

Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.

[โ€“] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.

I think that's just ducks

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[โ€“] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 4 points 18 hours ago

It's like Platos cave analogy, but with pigs.

[โ€“] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 9 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren't good enough.

Tbf I can't climb with my eyes either

[โ€“] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They are good enough to see points of light in a black sky.

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[โ€“] magnetosphere@fedia.io 6 points 21 hours ago

Iโ€™ve seen some funny, insightful tweets from this man. Itโ€™s always nice when someone you like as a celebrity seems like someone youโ€™d like as a friend, too.

[โ€“] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 18 hours ago

this is what it's like to be gentle-dom'd

[โ€“] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)
[โ€“] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 19 hours ago

The guy who was an alien bug in an Edgar skin suit.

[โ€“] Thalion@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

The guy who kills Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacke

[โ€“] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The guy that plays Kingpin in both Daredevil series.

Michael Clarke Duncan?

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[โ€“] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2

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[โ€“] ywain@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!

[โ€“] shweddy@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

"... when pigs fly" : basically never
"... when pigs can look up" : basically right now

[โ€“] petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, this is really poetic.

It might be because I'm already reading something that's ultimately about trusting other people and fermenting a strong belief in human kindness and compassion, but this is really doing something to me.

[โ€“] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

What are you reading?

[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I kind of want to snuggle a pig in a cozy blanket.

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