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Hitchhikers Guide? I feel like I've read that somewhere...?
That's the one.
well, they tried to warn humans but alas they were only able to make out
So long, and thanks for all the fish
They did warn one person: Wonko the Sane.
He’s probably my favorite character in all the books.
One of my favorite Hitchhiker quotes.
That's why It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favorite show. 100% idiot plots all the way down. They represent some of the worst human beings on Earth, and it's more fun to laugh at the morons than think about how much they're fucking up life for the rest of us...
Seinfeld is also like that. The best ones are where all their individual idiocy ends up making a spectacular fireball of stupidity.
Though I hope Earth gets a better finale.
No, they're not just idiots, and not just "bad people" like in Seinfeld, but powerfully stupid and actively hateful. I just can't stomach that show.
Does this include the plot points where there’s a misunderstanding in a relationship? Like where a girl sees her boyfriend hug another girl but doesn’t know it’s his cousin or something and instead of talking about it just ignores him and so he ignores her and it’s just dumb and entirely avoidable?
Ah that's end of season 2 or beginning of season 3 of every series that has a couple in it, right?
Often, but not always, yes. If the misunderstanding is reasonable and they had ample opportunity for an explanation but didn't, then yes, it's an idiot plot.
If they legitimately didn't have an opportunity to explain, or the explanation, while true, was completely unbelievable, that's not an idiot plot IMO.
Only if 3rd parties who witnessed the context of such misunderstanding re-enforce the stupid. Otherwise that's just your average contrived romance drama.
That's the entire "It's always sunny" plot!
The entirety of American history, or at least since Jan 6, 2021, when Trump would have been immediately arrested and tried for treason in a sane and efficient society
I always call the trope "Steve" when I see it.
"Hey look, Steve left the door open so the dinosaurs got out."
"Oh no, Steve forgot to zip his hazmat suit now all the apes are smart."
"Steve took his helmet off on an alien planet because the air smelled fine."
So... the majority of popular sitcoms and movies.
Every episode of Frasier.
It's crazy to me how many gay and liberal folks worked on Frasier and Kelsey Grammer is a huge Trump supporter.
There is also another similar trope, defined by "Any problem important to the plot that can be solved by 5min honest conversation between participating parties"
Makes me think of Gilligan's Island. The scientist could make a radio from a coconut, but couldn't fix a hole in the side of a boat, and no one questioned that.
Show should have been over in no more than 2 episodes.
I always wondered why they brought all those clothes on a "three hour tour."
Honestly, I think the skipper was a proto-Epstein, and had cooked up a scheme with that Sociopathic Oligarch Thurston Howell III to kidnap the hot Ginger, and the adorable MaryAnn, to be their sex slaves on his private island.
Real Life.
I'm wondering about examples of this sort of movie. Are they talking about obvious ones like Dumb and Dumber, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, etc.?
Or do they mean movies that were supposed to be serious, but are accidentally bad because of bad writing?
Romcoms are notorious for it as so many plots come down to a refusal to stop and communicate
I mean a whole lot of horror movies would end in 5-15 minutes if the victims weren't idiots who decide to explore the obviously dangerous "thing".
Life comes to mind for me. Its a set of unfortunate and stupid events made worse entirely by the fact that these highly trained scientists abord a space station are too stupid to do proper quarantine.
I don't remember that movie. I first thought you meant that movie with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence where they go to jail for Life. Hilarious movie.
I like Jake Gyllenhall, so I think I'll watch your Life, even with your bad review.
What do we call it when it happens in real life? The News...
Do I put the /s?
Sons of Anarchy. There's a season ender where some Irish bloke kidnaps a child and sails away. They had to make an entire season in Ireland because these knobheads of criminal but also mechanics can't figure out to follow the kidnapper on water, even though they're standing on a pier with hundreds of boats.
it's also known as life
Once you learn that term, you start noticing it everywhere in movies and shows. So many conflicts would disappear if just one character asked a simple question. 😅
This is almost every horror movie or series.
Pretty sure most of the Walking Dead cast would never have survived an initial outbreak of gingivitis, let alone zombies...
just like all the news coming from the US nowadays
It makes more sense to me conceptually if I just imagine that most people in this country in the last decade had the tops of their skulls removed, had someone take a dump in there, and then seal it back up.
Seems like there are a lot of 💩🧠s floating around nowadays.
Didn't the secretary of health in the US have worms in his brain. You could easily make a modern DnD setting where the US is slowly being taken over by mindflayers who influence the gullible masses and the rest of the world has to deal with the fallout from this.
Isn’t this most horror movies? “Oh I’m going off alone”, “let’s check this really dark and creepy area”, “let’s go find the source of that errie noise!” As that all drop one by one.
The boy in the striped pajamas
It's always sunny does this brilliantly.
Also Arrested Development
i usually dont have much of a problem with these, but i have seen one example where the protagonist had the super power of super intelligence
One can be an extremely intelligent idiot.