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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 146 points 5 days ago (3 children)

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 56 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hitchhikers Guide? I feel like I've read that somewhere...?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

well, they tried to warn humans but alas they were only able to make out

So long, and thanks for all the fish

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (10 children)

They did warn one person: Wonko the Sane.

He’s probably my favorite character in all the books.

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[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

One of my favorite Hitchhiker quotes.

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[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 63 points 5 days ago (5 children)

That's why It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my favorite show. 100% idiot plots all the way down. They represent some of the worst human beings on Earth, and it's more fun to laugh at the morons than think about how much they're fucking up life for the rest of us...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Seinfeld is also like that. The best ones are where all their individual idiocy ends up making a spectacular fireball of stupidity.

Though I hope Earth gets a better finale.

[–] myrmidex@belgae.social 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn't Arrested Development fit in here too?

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No, they're not just idiots, and not just "bad people" like in Seinfeld, but powerfully stupid and actively hateful. I just can't stomach that show.

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[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Does this include the plot points where there’s a misunderstanding in a relationship? Like where a girl sees her boyfriend hug another girl but doesn’t know it’s his cousin or something and instead of talking about it just ignores him and so he ignores her and it’s just dumb and entirely avoidable?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"wait! I can explain!"

No waiting or explaining ensues

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[–] leagman1@feddit.org 13 points 5 days ago

Ah that's end of season 2 or beginning of season 3 of every series that has a couple in it, right?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 5 days ago

Often, but not always, yes. If the misunderstanding is reasonable and they had ample opportunity for an explanation but didn't, then yes, it's an idiot plot.

If they legitimately didn't have an opportunity to explain, or the explanation, while true, was completely unbelievable, that's not an idiot plot IMO.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only if 3rd parties who witnessed the context of such misunderstanding re-enforce the stupid. Otherwise that's just your average contrived romance drama.

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[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

That's the entire "It's always sunny" plot!

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The entirety of American history, or at least since Jan 6, 2021, when Trump would have been immediately arrested and tried for treason in a sane and efficient society

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[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I always call the trope "Steve" when I see it.

"Hey look, Steve left the door open so the dinosaurs got out."

"Oh no, Steve forgot to zip his hazmat suit now all the apes are smart."

"Steve took his helmet off on an alien planet because the air smelled fine."

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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So... the majority of popular sitcoms and movies.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I immediately thought of the Cohen brothers

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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

It's crazy to me how many gay and liberal folks worked on Frasier and Kelsey Grammer is a huge Trump supporter.

[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 9 points 4 days ago

There is also another similar trope, defined by "Any problem important to the plot that can be solved by 5min honest conversation between participating parties"

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Makes me think of Gilligan's Island. The scientist could make a radio from a coconut, but couldn't fix a hole in the side of a boat, and no one questioned that.

Show should have been over in no more than 2 episodes.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I always wondered why they brought all those clothes on a "three hour tour."

Honestly, I think the skipper was a proto-Epstein, and had cooked up a scheme with that Sociopathic Oligarch Thurston Howell III to kidnap the hot Ginger, and the adorable MaryAnn, to be their sex slaves on his private island.

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago (6 children)

I'm wondering about examples of this sort of movie. Are they talking about obvious ones like Dumb and Dumber, Blazing Saddles, Airplane!, etc.?

Or do they mean movies that were supposed to be serious, but are accidentally bad because of bad writing?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Romcoms are notorious for it as so many plots come down to a refusal to stop and communicate

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[–] anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean a whole lot of horror movies would end in 5-15 minutes if the victims weren't idiots who decide to explore the obviously dangerous "thing".

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[–] wdx@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Life comes to mind for me. Its a set of unfortunate and stupid events made worse entirely by the fact that these highly trained scientists abord a space station are too stupid to do proper quarantine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_(2017_film)

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

I don't remember that movie. I first thought you meant that movie with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence where they go to jail for Life. Hilarious movie.

I like Jake Gyllenhall, so I think I'll watch your Life, even with your bad review.

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[–] desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What do we call it when it happens in real life? The News...
Do I put the /s?

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The current state of affairs in the US.

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn't this the plot of C-SPAN?

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Sons of Anarchy. There's a season ender where some Irish bloke kidnaps a child and sails away. They had to make an entire season in Ireland because these knobheads of criminal but also mechanics can't figure out to follow the kidnapper on water, even though they're standing on a pier with hundreds of boats.

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[–] lena@gregtech.eu 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 days ago

it's also known as life

[–] sanbdra@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Once you learn that term, you start noticing it everywhere in movies and shows. So many conflicts would disappear if just one character asked a simple question. 😅

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is almost every horror movie or series.

[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 6 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure most of the Walking Dead cast would never have survived an initial outbreak of gingivitis, let alone zombies...

[–] xtools@programming.dev 10 points 5 days ago

just like all the news coming from the US nowadays

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It makes more sense to me conceptually if I just imagine that most people in this country in the last decade had the tops of their skulls removed, had someone take a dump in there, and then seal it back up.

Seems like there are a lot of 💩🧠s floating around nowadays.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Didn't the secretary of health in the US have worms in his brain. You could easily make a modern DnD setting where the US is slowly being taken over by mindflayers who influence the gullible masses and the rest of the world has to deal with the fallout from this.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Isn’t this most horror movies? “Oh I’m going off alone”, “let’s check this really dark and creepy area”, “let’s go find the source of that errie noise!” As that all drop one by one.

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[–] AlexTheBirb@europe.pub 4 points 4 days ago

The boy in the striped pajamas

[–] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's always sunny does this brilliantly.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Also Arrested Development

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i usually dont have much of a problem with these, but i have seen one example where the protagonist had the super power of super intelligence

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

One can be an extremely intelligent idiot.

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