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If FedEx is short for Federal Express, and UPS is short for United Postal Service

Does anyone know what DHL is short for?

My best guess is Dyslexic Letter Handlers!

Capitalists:

"Quick, boss, ask the AI if it thinks it can do your job, too?"

We've got the meats!

That sounds like a serious medical issue. They should talk to a doctor about that...

How else will he justify auctioning them off?

In Unearth, the goal is to have enough points via die rolls on a card when a threshold is met to win the card. So higher rolls are generally better.

But, if you have poor luck, and roll below a 3, you get a little token that lets you buy other cards.

If you have the world's worst luck, and never roll above a 3, there's a good chance you can win the game through those other cards!

I want something that causes locked-in syndrome and a long ventilator-assisted life.

Maybe then he'll realize that yes, everyone does, in fact, hate him. And even the cowards he surround himself with will do it straight to his face for once.

Anecdotal, but I just saw a bicyclist run a flagger paddle in a construction zone thinking it was a yield. Almost get creamed by oncoming traffic. So it probably shouldn't be treated as a yield at all because people are too dumb when it comes to inconsistent rules.

Meanwhile, the company has raked in record profits year after year, but nothing below C-suite and shareholder has seen a dime of it.

SLBM, technically. Submarine Launched Ballistic Missiles.

What kind of jobs do you think fascists work? Military & Police are rife with them. They do not consider their neighbors to be people, let alone brothers and sisters.