Do my microplastics go bad? I don’t want to get sick from expired microplastics.

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

Thank you for reaching out. I am currently enjoying my drive in the all new Toyota RAV4 with advanced driving features such as CRT and Prius sound. I will be in touch with you soon when I am done enjoying my premier driving experience in Toyotas flagship vehicle.

lol at, "the organizers said on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter." I love how this is journalism is handling this switch.

Or they put their kids in a cheap “school” without regulations and can be abused or whatever while the parents have to go to work

Or be home schooled

Or they have to go into the labor force early

All of these are terrible options

Keep in mind this does not just apply to ‘top talent’.

Anyone who is confident they can find something elsewhere and have a good enough resume to land a hybrid/WFH job will do so, if pushed.

I literally had this conversation at lunch today. We were talking about EVs and someone said the batteries are bad for the environment and I said, “yup! We’d be better getting a nice electric transit system to replace roads and cars.” I feel like most people know we’d be better off with a good transit system but rich people 80 years ago solidified our lives.

Kill the part that shit your pants before this pic

Looking for less volatile candidate… maybe they should’ve done that in 2015. You guys created this mess. Now we all have to clean up after you.

Living life in the fadt lane.

That’s exactly why I start every conversation by telling women I’m homeless.

Kidding aside, I agree that you should talk financials after a time but if they’re asking super early about how much you make, that’s a red flag.

I’ve always thought those predictions were listed as “conservative” so the average is a lot closer but main media outlets pick the fastest out point in the bell curve so it’s not so doomed.