The president had a feeling, again, based on fact
Calling it "fact" doesn't make it one
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2026
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He had a feeling and it was called "fear of the Epstein files".
Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?
Epstein Fury*
what was he feeling? little children?
that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.
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It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.
Fuck your feelings! 2026
Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.
He wants to do a nuke so bad.
We should all be terrified.
He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.
It's the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.
He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up
Someone just nuke his ass first.
I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.
My thoughts too
Everyone's got their kink.
Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.
Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.
🎶
"And when I get that feeling I want military healing Military healing is good for me Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it's good for us (mostly me)"
🎶
I was going to go with Boston.
That's just the spirit of Nergal taking possession over his husk.
He had many feelings on an Island too. I don't like it when trump has feelings...
.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.
I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.
But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
If rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.
that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon
C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!
We could at least start catching up on sleep.
That was just the incontinence.
Any feeling that bastard has should be qualifications for Article II removal.