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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” (newrepublic.com)

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago

"First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn't be done. 'Sir, you can't do this," they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said 'please sir, don't do it.'"

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm reasonably sure that is "the big one" he mentioned the other day.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

My thoughts too

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Everyone's got their kink.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 15 hours ago

Someone just nuke his ass first.