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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” (newrepublic.com)
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[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Wait, it's called operation "Epic Fury"?? What's this, WWE?

[–] remon@ani.social 5 points 5 hours ago

Epstein Fury*

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Operation Epic Fury . . . Operation Steel Weiner . . . Operation Hot, Oily Buttocks . . .

It's always one of these desperate, striving names that a bunch of 12 year old boys would come up with.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Operation Your Momma

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago

Half of the cabinet is media fucks. McMahon herself is Sec. of Education. This is Pro Wrestling: The Administration.