NutWrench

Fark Bovino and his stupid little Nazi trenchcoat.

Other songs about America that conservatives have grotesquely misunderstood:

"Born in the USA" Bruce Springsteen "American Woman" The Guess Who "Pink Houses" John Mellencamp "Independence Day" Martina McBride

The "trump class battleship" will never be built. It's just another one of Trump's shitty grifts.

Believe people when they tell you what they really are.

The FIFA president thought that stupid little gold "peace prize" he gave to Trump was going to smooth things over for the World Cup. It isn't. Trump f*cks EVERYBODY. And ICE is going to turn the U.S. venues into a total shitshow.

This is the bi-monthly "China invents earth shattering technology that we never hear about again" article.

Technological breakthroughs are almost always incremental. So learn to lie convincingly. Say, "lasts 25-30 years" not "300 years."

This is the CEO who's farking over his developers, right?

Yup. I would approach this by not using words like, "vaccine hesitant." That's just a euphemism for "stupid people" and we just don't have the time during an emergency to coddle their feelings.

Back during Covid 1.0, the same people who said they didn't trust vaccines and knew better than doctors were in emergency rooms being put on respirators because Covid had destroyed their lung function.

It's interesting how a person's take on modern medicine gets completely reorganized when they're not able to breathe.

Pool Guy probably thinks he's going to get paid.

We all know who's on the right side of history, you Nazi f*cks.