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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

.......ya know? If trump just nuked all of earth, and everybody died? At least I don't have to worry about my non-existant retirement plan.

I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.

But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If rather their insane country didn't take the rest of us with them.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

that shitty little freak genocider entity is at least as dangerously fanatic and amoral.
they actuall said they will nuke everyone if/when they lose.
which might be very soon

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

C'Mon......start living up to your username! Global apocalypse for all!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago

We could at least start catching up on sleep.