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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” (newrepublic.com)

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh come on, New Zealand has the best chance of survival out of anywhere in the world, along with maybe some forgotten village in the middle of the Asian Steppes or the Tibetan Plateau...

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh. I know. Guess where all their billionaires have bought citizenship and built bunkers?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Do us all a favor and seal them inside after they close their hatches behind them