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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling” (newrepublic.com)

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I’m not worried about being directly hit, as it would be a quick death I’d never even be aware of.

But I’m terrified of being in the blast zone and surviving, as that means a slow, painful death by disintegration. When the radioactivity prevents one’s cells from dividing, the countdown clock has begun and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.