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From the makers of "Vibe Coding", we present to you "Vibe foreign policy!"
You're absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That's on me, and in the future I'll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.
In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:
🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic
💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility
👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam
Just let me know what you'd like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!
Spot on!
It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.