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A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations

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this shit is bananas

i'm going to bed

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 110 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

imagine you just signed up so you could lease a Camaro and then you hear this shit.

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110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation

This is fucking wild.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 74 points 1 month ago (5 children)

These calls have one damn thing in freaking common; our MRFF clients [service members who seek MRFF aid] report the unrestricted euphoria of their commanders and command chains as to how this new “biblically-sanctioned” war is clearly the undeniable sign of the expeditious approach of the fundamentalist Christian “End Times" as vividly described in the New Testament Book of Revelation.

Many of their commanders are especially delighted with how graphic this battle will be zeroing in on how bloody all of this must become in order to fulfill and be in 100% accordance with fundamentalist Christian end of the world eschatology.

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Remember, troops. Fragging is always an option

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Make your most moral kill your first one not your last one.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Many of their commanders are especially delighted with how graphic this battle will be zeroing in on how bloody all of this must become in order to fulfill and be in 100% accordance with fundamentalist Christian end of the world eschatology.

Elsewhere in this thread I called modern Christianity a chaos religion right out of 40K, but I didn't expect to be proven right almost immediately

This shit is literally Khrone worship

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[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

manhattan It is 2003 and the President of the US is launching a holy war in the middle east with disastrous results

manhattan It is 2026 and the President of the US is launching a holy war in the middle east with what are sure to be disastrous results

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago

The Memo that Outlined U.S. Plans to Overthrow 7 Countries in 5 Years

However, according to some high-ranking officials, there was a deliberate and strategic objective to change governments in seven countries within five years: Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Iran.

It's taken longer than expected, but here we are.

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[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Oh shit he's gonna nuke Iran

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please world let the grunt who has to push the button have the composure of the great hero Stanislav Petrov

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no am*rican has his moral fortitude

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh god please no, i have so many nightmares about nukes

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] RustyShackleford@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That’s most likely where he wants it to go. The second president to user nuclear weapons.

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Liberals believe this war is to combat religious extremism.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well, iran is doing their part to combat religious extremism, so in a way...

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think it's inadvisable to fall for the framing as a religious conflict. Iran is resisting imperial aggression.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

iran is resisting imperial aggression by what are clearly religious fanatics. but yeah.

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[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I dunno, sounds like heresy to a very specific kind of evangelical. The rapture has to happen before Armageddon and the second coming. Get your end days timeline straight!

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Shit. Oh well! Too late we already killed the red heffer- GO GO GO.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 20 points 1 month ago

Because the business people don't believe it, and that's the government. But some of the military people do.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Rapture is shit theology. That said, sometimes I wish it was real. Watching all these war mongers get left behind while I party with Stalin and Khomeini in heaven would be sweet.

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Party in heaven:

stalin-comical-spoon "Who wants a treat!"

khomeini "I do!"

sicko-hexbear-crowd "Us too!"

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[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Evangelical Protestantism has got to be the worst sect of the worst branch of the worst religion (Christianity).

[–] fire86743@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It's so surprising that the religion founded by an eccentric apocalypse cult preacher whose original followers literally believed the world was going to end within their own lifetime now today has deranged followers who are obsessed with the apocalypse. It has been an apocalyptic death cult since its very founding.

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[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Satan continues to be the good guy in Christianity, or at the very least the lesser of two evils

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[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

lol holy shit we're cooked

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Lunatic apocalyptic evangelicalism in the military imposed from the top down, I think Hegseth likely has something to do with this. I don't think it's a very effective choice to motivate the troops though when only a fraction of them would subscribe to that kind of bullshit. "We're going to end the world for Donald Trump and White Jesus" might give some second thoughts

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[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (8 children)

filming Iranian rockets heading towards my position safe in the knowledge that I am an invincible warrior of God- ACK!

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well

Shit

The Reddit Atheists were right

Right about this and only this

Also they were off by about 20 years

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

The non crazy Christians have been screaming about this for years too, these people are dangerous

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's called the rapture because the US will be gone hopefully

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (4 children)

i didn't get to bed yet, y'all get ONE

this is the relief map of iran, showing 90% of the country safely tucked away behind mountain ranges that give the swiss alps a run for their money.

there will not be boots on the ground. alternatively, there WILL be boots on the ground, and it will be very funny

BED

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I wish and don't wish there will be boots on the ground. I want to see many dead American soldiers. But also it would be bad because of the unspeakable horrors they will commit.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Compromise: boots on the ground but only because they washed ashore

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I wish all american troops a very safe, horizontal and pine-shielded return home

ahhhh who am I kidding, enjoy the bottom of the persian gulf you fucking dogs

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm a fan of exaggerated relief maps to really drive it home

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah these guys have drunk their own coolaid. I knew it. I told you all dawg.

You don't get that rich and evil without having some way to delude yourself into thinking there is some kind of higher plan and that you're chosen or something.

It would be so, so very funny if Jesus ends up being real and they actually do get him to come back and he's just like "Oh... Oh wow." And just sends all these ghouls to hell immediately for playing god and mistreating gods green Earth and children.

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[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)
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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

to light the signal fire in Iran

How many nuclear weapon detonations is that?

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