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A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations

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this shit is bananas

i'm going to bed

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[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i didn't get to bed yet, y'all get ONE

this is the relief map of iran, showing 90% of the country safely tucked away behind mountain ranges that give the swiss alps a run for their money.

there will not be boots on the ground. alternatively, there WILL be boots on the ground, and it will be very funny

BED

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I wish and don't wish there will be boots on the ground. I want to see many dead American soldiers. But also it would be bad because of the unspeakable horrors they will commit.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Compromise: boots on the ground but only because they washed ashore

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I wish all american troops a very safe, horizontal and pine-shielded return home

ahhhh who am I kidding, enjoy the bottom of the persian gulf you fucking dogs

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of exaggerated relief maps to really drive it home

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks like an area in world of warcraft

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I've definitely bought drugs from a goblin here.

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly looking at the map it’s hard to believe persia was EVER successfully invaded

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

timurcels stay winning