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[–] Generica@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The only 'Super Bowl' I'll be enjoying this Sunday

The only Super Bowll I'll be enjoying this Sunday

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

til the lore behind psycho sam

[–] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 52 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I just wish they would get to the series finale sometime soon.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 months ago (4 children)

This one looks like a long runner. It feels a bit repetitive though

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cast shifts as often as a soap opera, it's how they keep it fresh.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The plot is always the same. Except it does change ever so slightly every year, making it even more difficult to follow for people who don’t normally watch.

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My folks' fav characters got killed off a few episodes ago but for some reason everyone is still hyped for the finale

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They took that one guy out with an ankle injury. Shoddy writing IMO.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

remember that time they couldnt think of an opponent for the NFC for 4 years in a row so they just had the bills there to lose them all? THAT was shoddy writing

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Come on, that was hilarious. Big fan of those 4 seasons.

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If we’re doing bread and circuses in a state-funded colosseum, at least make it interesting and turn some wild animals loose or something. Even the Romans did better than a bunch of sweaty guys tossing around a pig hide in between ads.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Best time to go grocery shopping, stores are empty

[–] CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I have a bunch of friends that head to an amusement park for the Super Bowl every year because there are no lines at all.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I had no idea it was today, until my dad mentioned it lol no idea whos even playing.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (9 children)

New England Hawks vs Sea Patriots.

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[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I used to watch a lot of football. It would consume so much of my time. I’m not sure if it’s getting older, having kids, manufactured drama, folks tying their identity to something they have no control over, or the ‘kneeling’ bullshit but it was kind of eye opening when a buddy of mine called me today to ask who I was rooting for and I genuinely had no idea what he was talking about. I don’t think he believed me when I told him I didn’t know what he was talking about. I haven’t seen a single game all year and I don’t think I’ve missed anything. Happy that folks find enjoyment in it but I just don’t think it’s my bag anymore.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I only know because tv shows that normally air episodes on Sundays shift their schedules to earlier in the week. Also, NBA games which I actually follow are moved the day before and the ones are left start earlier in the day.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

The most fun take I heard about this: "Why are they playing a football game at the Bad Bunny concert?"

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Where is /c/ihatesportsball when you need it, some pompous ass energy in this thread

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Meh, I’d like sportsball better if they didn’t spend my taxpayer funds on stadium construction.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Everytime one of my frienda where's a scarf of our local soccer club, I'm gonna tell them their cosplay looks fabulous.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I came across something about it this morning, and thought, 'Oh, is that today?' Then I forgot about it again until this post.

I've never cared about sportsball, but I've learned enough about football to follow a game. I couldn't avoid it. Same for other sports, like baseball, golf, tennis, and even bowling.

I'm old and mostly alone now, I feel no desire to pretend to be interested anymore. Y'all have fun.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I never cared for it, but it felt like such an event that I've been to a lot of superb parties over the years. But now I barely knew it was happening.

Same goes for the Olympics. I remember watching it for hours and hours back in the day, but I didn't even know it was happening until I heard Vance got booed.

Culture is shattering.

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That’s not a lot of touchgoals but good for them!

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They picked the wrong driver. Should have gone with the wedge.

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm making pizza, and we will be watching the Puppy Bowl.

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

The competitive oral fanfic is what really gets me.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

And again, two bands of brawlers beat themselves up over a ball, and they call this uncivilized bar fight "football" despite carrying the ball in the hands most of the time.

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is anyone watching the Super Bowl this year? The Olympics are going on!

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

ITT: my people.

I love this community.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Still adapting to EST. It’s inhumane and outrageous this shit goes down at 630pm every year. How do people work on Monday??

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[–] totesmygoat@piefed.ca 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You see how much money is being made on sports betting.... Hmmm. I wonder if that will have an effect on the outcome?

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[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Still find it weird that they called the show "football" when it's not about football. Imagine Haikyu!! being called Tennis!!.

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