Inucune

Well, when NFL broadcasts on 720 or 1080i, an 8k tv isn't going to make that look better. Even a prime subscription only gets you 4k.

No mention of the repair shop guy just ripping the motor out of a blender we saw moving around 5 minutes earlier.

Coffee and cigarettes

Trying to decide if making a version based on the Idiocracy 'ass' poster would be too on the nose.

Stop hiring 20 managers. Hire 1 manager and have them in meetings all day so real work can be done.

It is only illegal to not file. You don't have to pay taxes. [Also be ready for a court case]

If I pay state but only file federal, can I claim the federal government is taxing me without representation?

Take a knee every play. Both sides. Intentionally ground the ball. Punt first down. Just an endless game of whistle stops and turnovers.

Cannibalism is a quick path to prion disease. I don't recommend eating other humans.

So make sure that livestock did not die in vain. Prepare it properly.

"CentOS, just like your pappy."

You take the subway, they take a bus. If the transportation system is large enough with enough stops, you'd never cross paths.

Nice to see casual nudity once in a while.