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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

The declining birthrate is a feature, not a problem to be solved. We do not need more people. Capitalism needs more people. We don't.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 27 minutes ago

We do not need more people. Capitalism needs more people. We don’t.

Weird issue to pin on capitalism. From Bars, Pride and dating apps: How China is closing down its LGBT+ spaces

At the same time, China’s population growth and economy are slowing. “The current population growth couldn't support economic growth,” explains Hongwei, meaning there has been a push to encourage heterosexual couples to have larger families to ensure an abundant future workforce.

Hence, the Chinese crackdown on LGBT+.

The ban on Grindr could be put down to China’s wider dislike of Western apps, which are often accused of being vehicles for foreign influence. But removing Blued and Finka, which were both developed in China, represents a “seismic change in government attitudes towards homegrown LGBT apps”, says Hongwei.

Before targeting Blued and Finka, the Chinese authorities led a campaign against authors of the “Boy's Love”, or Danmei, same-sex romance stories, some of which feature explicit love scenes between men.

Several Danmei writers, most of whom are female, have reported being arrested and questioned by the authorities, and in recent months two major Danmei sites have either shut down, or drastically reduced and toned down their content.

Today, “officially, those Three No’s are still in place, but we are seeing evidence that the space for LGBT+ communities is starting to shrink”, says Marc Lanteigne, associate professor of political science at the Arctic University of Norway.

Shanghai Pride shut down in 2020, and one year later the government shut down student LGBT+ accounts for “violating internet regulations”. Grindr disappeared in 2022, and in 2023 the Beijing LGBT Centre closed its doors after 15 years.

In June 2024, the Roxie, Shanghai's last officially lesbian bar, was forced to close “under pressure from the authorities".

“The authorities have been slowly chipping away at those spaces that were open previously,” says Hildebrandt.

With the closure of so many physical spaces, online networks had become “really the only places in which many members of the LGBT+ community could express their sexuality openly” he adds.

But in contemporary Chinese politics, “the Maoist principles about equality have more to do with uniformity,” says Hildebrandt. “You gain equality by being more like everybody else. You don't gain equality by being diverse.”

In a bid to create greater conformity within the population, “there has been a push in China to reinforce traditional family values and, in some cases, traditional masculine values,” adds Lanteigne.

Since the Covid pandemic, “the Chinese government has endorsed nationalist discourse and LGBT culture is seen as very politicised siding with Western ideologies”, says Hongwei.

“There's the impression that LGBTQ communities are by default connected to the West and could be seen as destabilising forces,” adds Lanteigne.

Broader political and social forces may be at work, but the result is a real loss of liberty for gay and queer people in China. Hildebrandt says: “There is a real sense that it’s become a more difficult environment to be openly gay."

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[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

I mean, it absolutely can become a problem if an entire population turns elderly and Theres no young people to take over businesses, care for the elderly, maintain critical infrastructure.

Say what you want about the capitalist ideals that hold this time important,if the birthrate hit 0% we would be facing societal collapse

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 43 minutes ago

I mean... That societal collapse may be necessary at some point sooner rather than later- we need to downsize, we can chose to do it on our own terms or just run out the clock and smash into a brick wall. Maybe it's not a bad thing.

I'm semi serious. This isn't working out. I don't think so, and many with me don't think so. We can't keep doing things just because the system demands it, we should be doing what we decide is good and necessary first and then work towards those goals, instead of just doing more of everything and hope that it will magically turn out for the best.

I am aware of the problem space here and the high cost and risk of dramatically changing course and our way of governing societies, but if we don't, those problems will not be solved or diminish and we'll have to deal with it anyway. Capitalism will not save us.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon. I didn’t cum on my Vaporeon. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Vaporeon. I’ve never done anything weird with my Eveelutions. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My "I didn't fuck my Vaporeon" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 45 minutes ago

That's silly. Can't they read?

[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Pokémon Universal Basic Income?!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Pokémon Healthcare for All

[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Pokemon Daycare......because we all know what happens in the daycare and how those eggs are made

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

that's one way to unify the conservatives.

they do love their children...

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Pokemon rawdog

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

Fuck Pokémon.

Interpret that how you wish, lol

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"We're releasing a Vaporion that can get pregnant"

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

You cat the outer shell, and find a Chinese sweatshop worker inside

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Pokemon x Luigi crossover?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

Shoot the oligarch pokemons?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

But which Pokémon would Luigi knock boots with?

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago (7 children)

Declining birthrates will save the planet. There's already more people than we can sustainability support.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 28 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

There's actually more than enough resources to go around, but enormous amounts are lost to waste, corruption, inequality and greed. The world isn't actually overpopulated, but over-urbanized. If it was made more feasible for people to live in the districts, more decentralised and with less waste of resources, human society would look very different.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 hours ago

Why that direction? Intuitively I'd imagine stuffing the humans into cities would allow more mass transit, fewer cars, more economies of scale, and more area left over for nature. So more like Singapore, less like Texas.

Has anyone ever done scientific research on this question?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

"In my perfect ideal world, that we have no path to achieving, we could sustain our large population indefinitely."

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 90 points 4 hours ago (7 children)

We CAN sustain everybody we have now. It's just billionaires have decided it's more profitable to let a huge section of society suffer. The more suffering for us, the more profit for them. But you have to balance it, so it doesn't lead to revolt.

Thats what ends suffering. Not decreased birthrates, but instead death and revolt of those holding back food and shelter from those that need it, so they can raise prices on unsold units.

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 0 points 13 minutes ago

We can sustain everybody on Earth right now if we all eat beans and rice, give up all meat, stop plane travel, and limit your commutes to ones you can do without a personal car. Even if we get rid of billionaires, the rest of western life is unsustainable at this population.

If you are reading this message on a smart phone, it's already too late, you don't meet this criteria. The only solution for us to sustain your lifestyle is to reduce the population.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not so sure, we are pulling resources out of the earth at a ridiculous rate. Even with green energy we are still reliant on mining for everything. Goods, fertilizer, the stuff for solar panels. We're going to run out of easy to access stuff sooner or later.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Degrowth is only an option after the dismantling Capitalism. We are pulling unreasonable and unsustainable amounts of resources from the earth. This should be ended but that cannot be done while those resources are owned by capitalists who must by the nature of capitalism expand that extraction infinitely. If we want sustainability through the reduction of wasteful and unnecessary use of resources we need a system that is not predicated on infinite growth in a finite system. We can sustain ourselves and the environment, just not like this.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It looks like the world can support the current population. Barely.

But yeah, low birth rate is not something that must be solved right now. And it will solve itself eventually. We should be working into making people comfortable, but if people think their current situation isn't good enough to have children, just shut the fuck up and let them be.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Hard to prove, but even the idea that the world can barely support the current population is likely just propaganda trying to reinforce a scarcity mindset.

We could probably pack nearly everyone in the entire world in to an area the size of the United Kingdom, and most could be living better lives than they do now. Population Density comparable to New York City would get you around 7 billion people. Obviously, we can do better than that, but just trying to put it into perspective.

Even for agriculture, you could support the current population with what we've got and a lot more if that was your priority. There are dramatic gains to be made by reducing or eliminating meat and unless we made some new unfortunate discoveries that would 100% get you there, but you might not even have to. We're strong into theory territory and might have to focus on prioritizing fertile land for agriculture but having everyone in the world eat like an average american would likely be doable at current levels if we actually wanted to prioritize that.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 3 hours ago

Kill* about 15 billionaires and suddenly we can support a lot more people with the same resources.

*Other options available

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Not actually true, unless your means of supporting people includes provisions for the extravagances of carbon-based energy and huge amounts of inefficiency everywhere in the supply chain.

If we want to carry on with capitalism as we know it now, yes. And you know it's going to be the elderly, sick, disabled, among the working class population that need to go first. You know, those who can't be forced to work. It's not the poor working class populations who wealthy right-wing policy makers are asking to have more babies.

The world is already on track for around 10 billion people anyway, because there are already enough young people in developing nations who we expect to have families of their own in the next few decades.

So good thing we could carry that many people sustainably if we get our shit together.

Not that I'm against Pokemon inspired sexy times between consenting adults.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

"But line must go up."

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[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Declining brith rates are a problem, it's white supremacist propaganda.

Edit for clarity. The propaganda is that they are a problem, not that birth rates are declining (in some countries)

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Declining birth rates in Africa will become a problem for Europe, because immigration is how we keep our healthcare systems running.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Unclear if you want:

Pokemon Fuck

Or

Pokemon Monk

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Excited for a Pokemon with more explicit advocacy of Eugenics

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why not both? Just make them the same generation

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Gotta poke 'em all!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

pokemon abort?

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I legitimately think that we could do a tremendous amount of social good with a pokemon dating app.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

Counter argument: Roblox pedos.

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