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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 167 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip

[–] phed@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 week ago

My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns' names come up on TV

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip

An anti-abortion tip? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

...of the shitberg

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 116 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Show her the photo. She will understand.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have already done so. We're now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It's turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn't expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we get a halmark movie about this please.

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don't even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they're arll pieces of shit.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don't even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.

It's not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stevie looks like a melting penis.

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[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

PeeWee Himmler

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

On the ultimatum note... there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn't know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn't seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn't want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven't seen him since, it's been like a decade.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don't even know (or at least I don't remember) his name.

Like... omg look so close to putin

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Stephen Miller. I'm hesitant to call people evil but... he is. He's more or less the USA's shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump's right hand man and has the clown president's trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler's right hand man for most of Nazi Germany's existence. They're both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 18 points 1 week ago

Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it 'all white'.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn't wanted that to slip out. I wouldn't pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.

[–] mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I'm not even a woman.

[–] portifornia@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They all even look like pieces of shit.

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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it's a historical event in it's own right.

[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Oh shit, I didn't even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.

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[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I hate that I like his suit

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[–] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

L-R:

  • Trump's closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe

  • Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind

  • One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago

There's a whole lot of overcompensation for insecurity pictured here.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

None of these guys are fuckable. To their wives: wtf?

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

And I'm not even a couch

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

And why couch covers exist.

[–] thewebroach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"The reason women and some couches cover their drinks"

FTFY

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

3 of the 4 horsemen of white mediocrity

Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.

[–] Westport_blues@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.

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[–] scttgard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Buy a lady a fresh drink, don't leave things to chance. Way too many creepers out there and I don't trust them. Women shouldn't either.

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