An actual lich, an 80s game show host, and the day shift manager everyone avoids being alone with
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Why does the guy on the left side of the photo seem so evil. Like I don't even know (or at least I don't remember) his name.
Like... omg look so close to putin
Stephen Miller. I'm hesitant to call people evil but... he is. He's more or less the USA's shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump's right hand man and has the clown president's trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.
I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler's right hand man for most of Nazi Germany's existence. They're both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.
He is Joseph Goebbels reincarnated.
He is the grinch who mandated Christmas.
Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it 'all white'.
Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn't wanted that to slip out. I wouldn't pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
PeeWee Himmler
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
On the ultimatum note... there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn't know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn't seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn't want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven't seen him since, it's been like a decade.
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
My first reaction to this photo was instant revulsion, and I'm not even a woman.
And I'm not even a couch
Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
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Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
I hate that I like his suit
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
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It would be a shame to ruin it.
Although the middle one is kind of the go-to Dodgy Used Car Salesman outfit.
"The reason women and some couches cover their drinks"
FTFY
US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it's a historical event in it's own right.
And why couch covers exist.
who are these people?
L-R:
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Trump's closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
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Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
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One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
Now that you mention it, aren't both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??
All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other two losers are.
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miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right
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They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!
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Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.
With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won't have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.
Steven Miller looks like some movie baddie from the Soviets back in the 80s.
Stevie
Benny
"We're cool! We ARE! You aren't cool, we are, so we say who's cool, and you aren't cool. We are. So there."
"Yeah, sure, you're real cool, whatever."
"Well, we are."
"Mm-hm."
Come on women are fine with these guys around. Little girls though....
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